6 definitions by KristenCallaway
The newest definition of male karma. On-par with dirty Betty Broderick & Lorena Bobbitt, except this biotch has man-eating tigers, weird Netflix flex & TikTok sponsors.
by KristenCallaway May 22, 2020
A sweet girl who has golden, steel mesh, titanium guts. A lady of grace & wisdom who will remind you that there's more to a woman than physical beauty. A true friend who will be there until the end no matter where she has to pick your butt up or drive you to... even if it's down a dirt road that falls into a canal on an Indian Reservation, the prego room at rehab with her ownself, or God forbid ICU or worse- she'll be there... and she I'll still give you crap about gas money to make you laugh. But if you reachout you'll find more Kristens than you knew existed.
by KristenCallaway May 29, 2018
by KristenCallaway January 4, 2019
Sharing a bed with your brother when ur a kid cuz you're poor. Sharing a meal with your neighbor cuz you're poor... and let's be real, they are darn kind. Sharing a thought with your daughter because she needs your advice. Sharing a beer with your son cuz he needs it sometimes too. Sharing a conversation before college to decide a major or decide if somebody should screw off and leave that crap all together. Sharing your fear of your lawyer quitting on you during divorce proceedings in acceptable ways on Facebook or Insta or Twitter or goodness sakes YouTube if ur famous bc together we can change it for the best. Sharing a joke when your daughter falls in love with her 58?ish year old professor slash comic writer like 16 years after u supported her film school. Sorry dad. Sharing a laugh. He wasn't my professor. Sharing love and peace like civil human beings without something to prove... like in the way that you make known how love and peace are good. Like the best things ever. Partnership is not tearing any of these things down. It is truly golden.
by KristenCallaway January 4, 2019
Like Christmas but without the "tmas", but it still totally invokes the same feeling. Well, assuming you love Xmas.
by KristenCallaway May 6, 2020
A magician, a psychic, a warrior & a hero. Someone who gives you life, and also keeps you alive... & she still does that even when you're a 38 year old woman. She can never be replaced & does not hear "Thank you" or "I love you" enough. If she's your best friend- you are beyond blessed- but even if she isn't, she should be respected.
by KristenCallaway May 8, 2020