Krampus X's definitions

shigger

Superhero or villain acting ignorantly, negatively, in a derogatory manner. It is NOT based on sex, skin color, ethnicity, sexual orientation religious beliefs or lack thereof or ancestry. This term is applied to those that exist in the superhero or supervillain communities.

Diaper Despot just shit himself and threw his drawers at his enemy? Shigger please!

by Krampus X December 6, 2009

Krampus

A creature of legend who aided St. Nicholas, one of the inspirations for Santa Claus. Some say he aided St. Nick, others say he went after the Naughty children the night before he came; The Anti-Santa Claus, deliverer of coal, spankings, kidnapping truly evil children in his big black sack to never be seen again.

Don't be a naughty child, or Krampus will get you!

by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Krampus Nights

Nights beginning traditionally on December 5'th, celebrating the legend of Krampus. In parts of Europe, people dress as Krampus, spanking women with birch branches, going door to door to scare children, only to be bought off by the parents giving them smokes and liquor.

Krampus Nights have expanded into Krampus Weekends, some are moving to make Krampus Nights from December 5'th to December 24'th as a chance to vent one's frustrations and anti-consumer induced holiday spirit as lies. Krampus Nights are a chance to rant about what frustrates you, get it out of your system, then enjoy the holiday season as intended.

I'm going to Austria to celebrate Krampus Nights! Booze, smokes and spankings! Who could ask for more?

by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Stuperhero

A person in a superhero costume or acting like a hero or superhero acting in an ignorant or clumsy manner.

That guy tried to tackle a mugger, but gut-checked that old woman! What a stuperhero!

by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Stupervillain

A person in a supervillain costume or acting like a villain or supervillain acting in an ignorant or clumsy manner.

That guy tried to use his homemade pepper spray gloves on that bank guard, but they blew up in his own face! What a stupervillain!

by Krampus X December 7, 2009

Shig Latin

A superhero or supervillain speaking in overblown language, doublespeak or code in order to sound more important, or to relay hidden information to others.

That supervillain might have had his henchman throw the lever in time to trap the hero had he not been speaking in such horrible shig latin.

Throw the switch! = Thriggle the swiggich!

by Krampus X December 19, 2009

Ubermas

A holiday that some on the Real Life SuperVillain community choose to advertise and follow instead of the usual Christmas tradition. Also a pale comparison to Krampusnacht, or Krampus Nights celebrations in Europe and other parts of the world.

You can keep your pathetic, commercialized celebrations and parties, I'm joining my friends to celebrate Ubermas and blow up someone's car!

by Krampus X December 25, 2010