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Pay the piper

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.
by KnightofNerdom June 19, 2019
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why is the rum always gone

A line made famous by Pirates of The Caribbean. Asked by Jack Sparrow to himself when he is doing map work and his bottle of rum is empty.
*Johnny tries to do his math homework, so he grabs his bottle to have a drink; only to realize it is empty*

Johnny: Why is the rum always gone?

*he gets up and walks drunkenedly*

Johnny: Oh, that's why.
by KnightofNerdom April 4, 2019
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Horseplay

A sexual act that involves the use of a dildo or strap-on shaped like a horse cock. In some cases, participants may also wear creepy horse head masks.
Trixie: Whinny up and bend over. I'm in the mood for horseplay tonight
by KnightofNerdom August 12, 2019
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Scoop

To surrender in a card game by collecting all your cards off the playing field
Of course I draw another Land. If I don’t get a good card soon, I’m gonna scoop”
by KnightofNerdom November 3, 2021
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Pub Sub

Aka the Publix Deli Sub. A local delicacy to Floridians and a hot seller at Publix grocery stores.
Ethan was hungry after his day at Disney World, so he went to Publix and got a Pub Sub.
by KnightofNerdom August 29, 2019
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Pics or it didn't happen

A statement made by an individual when someone tells a story they believe is false. They request photographic evidence to prove it actually happened.
Laura: Why were you late?

Casey: Sorry. I got in a car crash. Front bumper and headlight got slaughtered. Had to call an Uber to get here.

Laura: Pics or it didn't happen.

Casey: *shows pictures of his wrecked car*

Laura: Sorry, these are clearly fake
by KnightofNerdom April 23, 2019
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it's quiet too quiet

When you go somewhere or do something that should normally be loud, but is actually dead silent.
Shrek: It's quiet too quiet. Where is everybody?
by KnightofNerdom December 14, 2019
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