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Definitions by KnightofNerdom

A medicine that makes you vomit. A “get out of work free” pass you can buy, as featured on Workaholics
Coworker: Dude, we got those quarterly reports tomorrow

Coworker 2: Relax bud. Take some Ipecac when you clock in. It’s the biggest “get out of work free” pass you can buy

Coworker: *sips it* I don’t know, I have a stomach of steel. *vomits*
Ipecac by KnightofNerdom July 8, 2019

Old sport 

A term of endearment used by gentlemen in the 20th century. Made famous for its use in F. Scott Fitzgerald’s novel The Great Gatsby
Jay: Having a good time, old sport?

Nick: Maybe another drink

Jay: Anything you want, old sport, it’s yours
Old sport by KnightofNerdom June 23, 2019

Pay the piper 

A statement one makes when collecting money won in a wager or bet of any kind. A reference to The Pied Piper of Hamelin.
Godwin: I got 5 bucks you don't make this shot.

Jep: I will take that bet. *misses his shot*

Godwin: Pay the piper son.

tank's empty 

The feeling when your stomach is empty and you're hungry
Cade: What're we doing at Whataburger?

Hound: Tank's empty, bro. Need to refuel with a burger and spicy ketchup.
tank's empty by KnightofNerdom June 18, 2019
Acronym for "Best Left Forgotten". Usually implies that something is better left in the past, never to be remembered again.
Jony: Hey, whatever happened to the AirPower mat Apple was planning?

Tim: They could never get it to work. So it ended up in Apple's BLF archives.

Jony: BLF?

Tim: Best Left Forgotten. Kinda like the Lisa and hockey puck mouse.
BLF by KnightofNerdom May 30, 2019

Cartoon crush 

An attraction that one has to a fictional character. Usually comes from a cartoon or video game.
Back in the day, many guys had a cartoon crush on Betty Boop. But these days, it's all about Tracer from Overwatch or Hatsune Miku.

riding the pine pony

An expression when an athlete must sit on the bench and not participate in a sporting event. Various reasons include poor performance, injury, illness, or in the case of students athletes, incapable of maintaining required academic levels in school.
Greg: That's why I love being goalie. Always know my place in the pipes.

Les: (chuckles) You're riding the Pine Pony pal. Julie's one, you're two.

Greg: I'm the backup?! How could he do this to me?!