gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

father

if they have a daughter they become extremely dangerous around the time when their daughter starts dating. THey tend to glare or attack any male within 20 feet of their daughter and then pretend it was an accident. Often times the mother will keep the father at bay when the daughters boy friend comes around. Or hopefully she will otherwise the daughter will have a boyfriend no more.

Oh shit! its my father hide.

by kim March 14, 2004

5 second rule

The window of opportunity for picking up food you dropped on the ground, dusting it off and eating it.

Person 1 - Drops sandwich
Person 2: "It's still good... 5 second rule!"

by Kim July 10, 2004

spot

A name people name their dog when they can't think of something original.

"my dog spot loves to play fetch."

by kim October 16, 2003

SRO

standing room only

Phil Ochs played several SRO concerts.

by Kim September 14, 2003

ratter

fuckhead, wanker, shithead, mainly someone that pisses you off

your a ratter!

by kim August 18, 2003

Area 51

An area where aliens are supposed to be.

Area 51 is spooky!

by kim December 18, 2003