swordfight

n. Any event or locale where males significantly outnumber females. See penis party, sausage party, sausagefest, Georgia Tech.

Anything involving physics, computers, or engineering; strip clubs, whackass clubs.

by keyshaw January 01, 2005

shoot a load

(v) To ejaculate.

This chick is so heet, I want to tittyfuck her and shoot a load on her boobs.

by keyshaw June 29, 2004

24 / 7

Approximately 3.42857143

24 divided by 7, right?

by keyshaw October 04, 2004

SUBAR

(adj) S.U.B.A.R. Stands for Stuck Up Beyond All Recognition.
Especially prevalent amongst brown bitches, such as Desi Princess Trash.

That Bitch is so SUBAR.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

eye candy

(n) An attractive female, however lacking in
substance or intelligence (hence the term "candy").

She's heet, but she's just eye candy, dude.

by keyshaw May 04, 2004

flag

(v) To read a book or other piece of literature while on the toilet.

'Here's your book back.'
'I don't want it - it's been flagged!'

by keyshaw August 05, 2004

minuteman

(n) A guy who cums very quickly. See premature ejaculation.

That guy is a minuteman! He came as soon as she touched his dick!

by keyshaw September 24, 2004