Keyshaw's definitions

clean the pipes

To jerk off, especially prior to a date, so you aren't thinking about sex all the time.

Make sure you clean the pipes before going out tonight, so you won't have the baby batter in the brain anymore.

by keyshaw September 11, 2004

Plain Jane

(n) An ordinary-looking, average girl. Not so bad when compared to a fake-titted, body-pierced, tattooed slut.

Aurora is a plain Jane, but she's a dynamo in the sack.

by keyshaw August 11, 2004

raincoater

(n) One with rather extreme sexual tastes. The origin is from dirty old
men who wear large trenchcoats with nothing underneath to adult theatres.
The idea is that they can discreetly play with themselves during the movie.
(adj) Something suitable for raincoaters.

1. Raincoaters will love this new Gonzo movie.
2. This Gonzo movie is certainly raincoater material.

by keyshaw May 11, 2004

Fidel

(n) Cuban Cigar. Term originates from the President of Cuba, Fidel Castro.

Stash more cash than burnt Fidels.

by Keyshaw May 12, 2004

flip the switch

v. To have a sudden and drastic change of heart.

I thought that chick was easy, but she flipped the switch on me and said she's waiting for marraige.

by keyshaw November 24, 2004

shoot the breeze

(v) Idle chit-chat, mostly done to be polite and to occupy time.
Politically Correct version of Shoot the Shit.

I met up with that chick again last night, and we just shot the breeze for an hour.

by keyshaw September 17, 2004

dotcum

(n) Pornography company conducting most of their business on the internet. X-rated variation of the term dotcom.

All of the dotcom's are crumbling, but the dotcum's have remained financially stable.

by keyshaw June 7, 2004