10 definitions by Kevin Esser

Incest

One of the most fucked up things in the world

Don't commit incest you sick fucks.

by Kevin Esser April 19, 2008

overtype

Quite possibly the most annoying feature on Microsoft Word.

Damn! I just erased half my sentence because Overtype was on!

by Kevin Esser November 9, 2007

Do not attempt

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

by Kevin Esser March 24, 2008

master cheif

The retards way of spelling "Master Chief" by getting the "ie" mixed around to make you look like a complete utter douchbag.

Geek: DUDE!!! omg i totaly pwn wit Master Cheif!!!!

Gamer: Umm, don't you mean Master "Chief"?

by Kevin Esser August 7, 2007

John McCane

Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.

It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass

by Kevin Esser April 16, 2008

Muffler

Something that shouldn't be loud.

Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!

Me: ......You're an idiot.

by Kevin Esser February 26, 2008

the iraq

What retards call "Iraq". Let's make this clear, their is no "The" in Iraq, the country is just called "Iraq" look on any damn world map.

"I can't believe we're still in The Iraq"
"What?"
"We've been in The Iraq for over 3 months"
"The Iraq? You mean Iraq?
"huh?"

by Kevin Esser March 12, 2008