Kevin Esser's definitions

master cheif

The retards way of spelling "Master Chief" by getting the "ie" mixed around to make you look like a complete utter douchbag.

Geek: DUDE!!! omg i totaly pwn wit Master Cheif!!!!

Gamer: Umm, don't you mean Master "Chief"?

by Kevin Esser August 8, 2007

Muffler

Something that shouldn't be loud.

Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!

Me: ......You're an idiot.

by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008

Altiar

The most badass Assassin ever. Popularized by the hit video game "Assassin's Creed".

Altiar will assassinate you!

by Kevin Esser December 8, 2007

Mother Fucker

The most common phrase said by Samuel L. Jackson

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother fucker! Say what one more goddamn!

by Kevin Esser February 17, 2008

the iraq

What retards call "Iraq". Let's make this clear, their is no "The" in Iraq, the country is just called "Iraq" look on any damn world map.

"I can't believe we're still in The Iraq"
"What?"
"We've been in The Iraq for over 3 months"
"The Iraq? You mean Iraq?
"huh?"

by Kevin Esser March 12, 2008

1-18-08

The unknown and super top secret movie produced by J.J. Abrams, the creater of the hit ABC show LOST. The movie focuses on a monster attack in New York City as witnessed by a group of friends at a friends going away party, the teaser trailer ends with the Statue of Liberty's head crashing in downtown Manhattan; their was no title.
The film is also referred to as "Cloverfield" or just "Clover". 1-18-08 is the release date of the movie, not the actual name itself. It is announced that 1-18-08 is indeed not a sequel to anything bad before. The teaser trailer was first introduced with the hit movie "Transformers".

Film Fanatic 1: Dude, did you see the preview to that one movie with Transformers?

Film Fanatic 2: Yeah man, there was like no title, but its suppose to be released on 1-18-08

Film Fanatic 1: Yeah, its pretty hardcore!

by Kevin Esser August 8, 2007

John McCane

Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.

It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass

by Kevin Esser April 15, 2008