Definitions by Kevin Esser

Incest 

One of the most fucked up things in the world

Don't commit incest you sick fucks.

Incest by Kevin Esser April 19, 2008

John McCane 

Someone who doesn't know how to spell John McCain correctly.

It's John McCain not John McCane dumbass

John McCane by Kevin Esser April 15, 2008

Do not attempt 

All the more reason to actually attempt yourself.

TV: Warning this stunt is performed by trained professionals. Do not attempt.

Me: "Hey! Let's attempt that!"

Do not attempt by Kevin Esser March 23, 2008

the iraq 

What retards call "Iraq". Let's make this clear, their is no "The" in Iraq, the country is just called "Iraq" look on any damn world map.

"I can't believe we're still in The Iraq"
"What?"
"We've been in The Iraq for over 3 months"
"The Iraq? You mean Iraq?
"huh?"

the iraq by Kevin Esser March 12, 2008

Muffler

Something that shouldn't be loud.

Ricer: Oh yeah I just got a loud muffler for my car so people will think my car is cool because it has a loud exhaust but I'm too poor to afford a real powerful car!

Me: ......You're an idiot.

Muffler by Kevin Esser February 25, 2008

Mother Fucker 

The most common phrase said by Samuel L. Jackson

Say what again! I dare you! I double dare you, mother fucker! Say what one more goddamn!

Mother Fucker by Kevin Esser February 17, 2008

Altiar 

The most badass Assassin ever. Popularized by the hit video game "Assassin's Creed".

Altiar will assassinate you!

Altiar by Kevin Esser December 8, 2007