douchewaffle

An offshoot of the highly popular douchebag. Use in a derogatory sense.

Literal definition: a waffle made using the contents of a douchebag.

Abstract definition: a person who has surpassed the usual level of a 'douchebag' and is now at a whole new level of doucheness.
You drank the last beer? You douchewaffle!
by Kendall October 03, 2004
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Twinkle

The substance shot from a penis more often referring to a cumshot which lands in a persons eye. cum semen jiz
Damn I fucked Sharron yesterday then just before I busted I pulled out and put a twinkle in her eye.
by Kendall May 13, 2005
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funga

Something that only certain people know about and they talk about it all the time around people who don't know what it is and they have to figure it out.
-Dude that is funga!
-Man funga is da bomb.
-"I hit my head on the side walk today"... oh yeah? What'd funga have to say about it?
by Kendall November 08, 2004
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moffie

south african slang for someone whos acting or is gay
Fuck off if your gonna be a moffie
by kendall October 22, 2003
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reggae tone

mix of latin and reggae music
by Kendall May 13, 2005
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pook

to unnecessarily crank, crab, be angry or otherwise upset

pook, pooking, pooked
pooked out
after the wedgie, he was pretty pooked out.
by kendall October 28, 2004
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Scrotagonal

Something so terribly horrendous it can't possibly be defined using any other word in this or any other language.
This beverage is absolutly scrotagonal.
by Kendall February 19, 2005
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