Ken's definitions

fauxmo

It's another definition of metrosexual.

Is he gay or a fauxmo?

by Ken December 15, 2003

Bag of Doughnuts

Wearing clothes that are messy, wrinkled or ripped/torn. Term given to someone who has a "Five O'clock shadow." Also, other name for a homeless person.

"God, I look like a Bag of Doughnuts, I have to shave and iron my clothes."

by Ken December 6, 2003

hrl

hoodlums running loose. Hardcore thug gang from churchie.

if you fuck with hrl they will not bash you

by ken December 15, 2004

Seva

One Jacked russian!

As long as you never work out, and drink lotsa vodka...then u will become a Seva

by Ken October 14, 2003

bitch slap

To open handedley slap someone. Denote disrespect for the person being bitch slapped as they are not worthy of a man sized punch. Suggests the slap was met with little resistance and much whining

Kieth owed me that $20 for weeks and I had to bitch slap the M.F. to get it back.

by Ken November 29, 2002

Sellout

1. A word used by elitists and posers who want to make them or their band sound better.


2. A band/ Artist that becomes successful at what they do.

1. Fans of Slayer, Iron Madien, and any "real"punk band.



2. Metallica, Blink 182, Dr. Dre, The Offspring, Weezer, and Geen Day.

by Ken December 28, 2003

daunzerly

adj. awesome
adv. awesomely

thats some daunzerly fried chicken
you fried that chicken daunzerly

by ken January 26, 2005