direct lard injection

(n)

Acronym: DLI

A procedure for those who just cannot manage to gain weight. Often used by such famous stars as John Goodman to plump up for roles.

Side-effects: Massive weight gain, decreased sexual drive, increased awareness of mediocre coffee shops in the imediate vicinity.
I ate as many donuts and pies as possible, but I just can't put on the weight! I guess I'll have to go with a DLI or risk staying fit forever.
by Ken September 11, 2003
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Finger Dickhead

One who got a fucking small~~~ DICK + IS A FACHKING IDIOT IN DA HEAD
Hey Jo Dude, Ur Just A Finger DickHead Man

OMFG W00T OWNED!
by Ken March 04, 2005
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mizoogle

Verb. To mizoogle something, to ask someone something that you could easily find out yourself by using the Google search engine.

Derived from the common practice among Mizan's friends of asking him for information rather than just googling it; has since evolved to include anyone being badgered for information (and not just Mizan).
Sure, I *could* research which members of Congress are into bestiality myself; but why google something when you can mizoogle it?
by ken October 20, 2004
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dank

I fiddled with her pussy till her panties were dank.
by ken March 25, 2003
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psp

Playstation Portable

A mediocre portable hand-held system. It hasn't been out yet, so I can't really judge this very accurately.

So far, there has been a couple of bugs on the PSP. There's one where the UMD disk flies out while you're playing and one where the disk reads error, but it should be fixed when it comes out. It plays graphics equal to the PS1. Also the battery life is EXTREMELY low.

You can play PSP games, music, and videos using Sony Mini-Disks that hold approximately 1.5 GB of space.
If you're going for games, go for DS, and Cloud, you cannot judge portable devices to consoles you fucking idiot.
by Ken January 14, 2005
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be shal bee shal

ebonics for "bet yall I'll beat yall"
be shal bee shal to tha stowe
by Ken January 17, 2004
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cibai

"cibai puki!"
by Ken December 06, 2003
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