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Pronounced (guhw-ee-ss-moe)

1. It is a term normally used when some good news has come your way. Usually after the word wicked.

2. It can be used as a sarcastic or unenthusiastic response to bad news as well.
1. "dude, math doesn't excist anymore!"
"Wicked guismo!"

2. "dude, we have 2,000 tests tomorrow."
"oh...wicked guismo..thats just friggin great!"
guismo by Ken September 15, 2005
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The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.
Man that guys got Guimon
Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008
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first thing you think of after a crazy session of naked wrestling in the dark on a bed when the two opponents are in love.
"After i won that match i saw guitsmo on the wall"
guitsmo by tjab11 January 17, 2010

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier
colette guimond by Mark November 1, 2003
The cross between an emo kid and a guido.
He can't make up his mind. Emo from the neck down and guido from the head up. What a guimo kid
Guimo by Jeff Zaborowski March 11, 2008
(sometimes guisao) (Mexican expression). N. and Adj. A person with no class, education or style. Sometimes related to low status.
Antonym: ebrits.
How was the party dude? Well, at first I thought there were gonna be only ebrits but in the end it was crowded with guisaos.

You're gonna come dressed like that? You're such a guisao.
Guisao by h90_ November 11, 2011
Pronounced Gwee+Mo

A new style popping up, its a cross between a Guido (aka Gino) and Emo kid.
Stay Tuned examples are coming as the world of guiemo grows!
GuiEmo by S.B.A1109 January 8, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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