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Pronounced (guhw-ee-ss-moe)

1. It is a term normally used when some good news has come your way. Usually after the word wicked.

2. It can be used as a sarcastic or unenthusiastic response to bad news as well.
1. "dude, math doesn't excist anymore!"
"Wicked guismo!"

2. "dude, we have 2,000 tests tomorrow."
"oh...wicked guismo..thats just friggin great!"
guismo by Ken September 15, 2005
Words you can keep
The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.
Man that guys got Guimon
Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008
Related Words
first thing you think of after a crazy session of naked wrestling in the dark on a bed when the two opponents are in love.
"After i won that match i saw guitsmo on the wall"
guitsmo by tjab11 January 17, 2010

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier
colette guimond by Mark November 1, 2003
The cross between an emo kid and a guido.
He can't make up his mind. Emo from the neck down and guido from the head up. What a guimo kid
Guimo by Jeff Zaborowski March 11, 2008
(sometimes guisao) (Mexican expression). N. and Adj. A person with no class, education or style. Sometimes related to low status.
Antonym: ebrits.
How was the party dude? Well, at first I thought there were gonna be only ebrits but in the end it was crowded with guisaos.

You're gonna come dressed like that? You're such a guisao.
Guisao by h90_ November 11, 2011
Pronounced Gwee+Mo

A new style popping up, its a cross between a Guido (aka Gino) and Emo kid.
Stay Tuned examples are coming as the world of guiemo grows!
GuiEmo by S.B.A1109 January 8, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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