A city in coastal Northern
California that has the foggiest, coldest, most disappointing summers in all the
United States.
68 degrees is considered a heat wave there.
Tourist: I've been here for a week in
mid-July and it's only reached
58 degrees, and I haven't seen the
sun once or got a clear view of the redwoods. I'm sick of this darned jacket! When is it ever nice here?
Resident #
1: Here in Eureka it's cold and foggy all summer long, but if you like the
sun, drive 30 minutes inland, where it's a toasty 100 degrees.
Resident # 2: When it reaches 75 in Eureka, our older residents die of heatstroke.