25 definitions by Kelsey

a small, and witty tennis player. He's of a family from china. He is my buddy, and despite my buddiness towards him, i can't help but laugh at him, i can't understand if it's what he's wearing or all the fun times we've had, to pull a "jurgon" would be to do something totaly stupid, and totaly black. such things could include: walking like a penguin, eating eggs with soysauce, and eating xbox games---don't ask ;)
laura: "hey how are u"
me: "good, i want to cover my car in hellokitty stickers."
laura: "OMG, ur dumb, such jurgon muck."
by Kelsey December 1, 2004
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diarrhea or shitting because of something you ate.
ohh man, those fries gave me the blatts...
by Kelsey June 8, 2004
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eight hours of pure awesomeness radiating from on one of the 5 stages occupied by incredible bands.
kid 1: dude where'd ya get that awesome teeshirt, meet taking back sunday, hookup with some hott girl, mosh, crowd surf, eat shitty food & sweat!?

kid 2: warped tour man. c'mon.
by Kelsey March 6, 2005
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The smell of your legs after being bathed in country water that smells like eggs.
Whoa, who farted, o its just the eggleggs.
by Kelsey December 4, 2004
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talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.
"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"
by Kelsey April 6, 2005
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slang abbreviation for "hit me back." usually used in texting and ims.
yo, kid. hmb. peace...
by Kelsey April 7, 2005
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