Eh di wow!

A sarcastic reply to a question.

Tipsy D: Ako si Einstein.
Sinio: Puta, Eh di wow!

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 08, 2018

Hudas

Filipino term for traitors.
Judas Iscariot, Lord Jesus' Apostle betrayed his Lord for money.
Just like other traitors, in exchange for something, they betray others.

Jose:Hudas ka, Juan. Pati ako tutuklawin mo!

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

Open Minded

Two words used by SCAMMERS to bait unsuspecting, or naive fools into investing in SCAMS, PYRAMIDING, or NETWORKING schemes.
Usually dressed into formal clothing, they invite victims into a trap using this two words.

Agent: Are you Open Minded? I have a way to become rich, and i only share it to you. Come, join me for coffee.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 07, 2018

Mosul

A term where you got unguarded, in shock or in surprise.
Name came from Mosul, which ISIL got in a flash or unexpected amount of time in 2013.

Major Ali: What happened?
Captain Hussein: We were shocked there in Mosul, sir.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 18, 2018

Christ Killers

When a group of Jews went to a synagogue nearby.

The Christ Killers denied that they killed the Messiah, well kuwento mo sa pagong.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

Turon

A flat-chested woman wearing a bath towel.

Randy: Tignan mo GF ko, ang ganda niya di ba?
Larry: Sus ko po, Turon!

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 06, 2018

Giraffe

An animal that has a long neck.
Or maybe your seatmates during the exams, quizzes or tests, no matter how you cover your papers.

Teacher: You have a Quiz today!
Rodrigo: Ma'am yung mga katabi ko, Giraffe!

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 03, 2018