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Methtronome

An individual that can't stop fidgeting while either actively using or suffering from not using methamphetamine. A vibrating tweaker.
Never seen such a methtronome man did you see that guys leg? It was like quadruple time in that chair at back of the meeting from that 24 hour chipper man.
by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025
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Cuck Cuck Go

Can't find your favorite humiliation video? Want to see a very very specific foot hair fetish compilation? Use Cuck Cuck Go!
by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
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sexcort

A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.
After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
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vodka talk

The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.

An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.

You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022
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hennicapped

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.
Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.
by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022
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stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.
"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"
by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021
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Briscard

What’s thrown away from the leftover skin after a circumcision.
The briscards were piling up in the trash after a full day of circumcisions.
by Kat'O9 January 17, 2020
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