Definitions by Kat'O9
Cuck Cuck Go
Can't find your favorite humiliation video? Want to see a very very specific foot hair fetish compilation? Use Cuck Cuck Go!
Cuck Cuck Go by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
Schrödingers Shitstain
The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.
"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"
"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
Schrödingers Shitstain by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
Protest Whore
Nickname applicable to anyone that uses political protests to converse with and or otherwise openly flirt with and meet people of similar political leanings.
Did you see the other side of his "No Kings" sign? It said "witty slogan" and he was chatting up ALL the ladies -- never seen such a shameless Protest Whore.
Protest Whore by Kat'O9 June 15, 2025
recuntlican
recuntlican by Kat'O9 February 15, 2025
fentanyl years
An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
fentanyl years by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025
hickiverse
An infinite realm where all versions of reality where everyone is a redneck and it includes the following axiom: the more you know about the speed of a cracker the less you can know about his given position in the white supremacist rally. In other words, to state the corollary: there is no hickiverse where you can both know where a cracker is and what that cracker is really doing.
Yes, Virginia, there IS a hickiverse where President Windmills-Give-You-Cancer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are married cousins in a trailer with 5 kids, one on the way, and a growing fentanyl problem.
hickiverse by Kat'O9 March 12, 2024
boozepa
The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.
Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.