An infinite realm where all versions of reality where everyone is a redneck and it includes the following axiom: the more you know about the speed of a cracker the less you can know about his given position in the white supremacist rally. In other words, to state the corollary: there is no hickiverse where you can both know where a cracker is and what that cracker is really doing.
Yes, Virginia, there IS a hickiverse where President Windmills-Give-You-Cancer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are married cousins in a trailer with 5 kids, one on the way, and a growing fentanyl problem.
by Kat'O9 March 12, 2024
A person that has a dependency on dark money. Exclusively used for right wing nut jobs that will do or say whatever needed to keep the greenbacks flowing. Most obvious during campaign season, but exists year round.
That Lindsay Graham is begging for $5 donations on Faux News. Sorry buddy, can't let you become dependent on hand-outs otherwise you'll just never get a job. You're Koch Addiction has spiraled you to new lows.
If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
by Kat'O9 October 29, 2022
The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.
Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.
by Kat'O9 January 15, 2024
Herman Cain, Ron Wright, Larry King, Dawn Wells, Nick Cordero,Charley Pride, Roy Horn,and your grandparents may they all RIP.
by Kat'O9 February 09, 2021
The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022
The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.
Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"
President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022