Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 07, 2023
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Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.
Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.
by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022
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Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022
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Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.
"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"
by Kat'O9 March 28, 2022
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useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"
President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
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Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.
John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022
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Auntie-Vaxer

Catchall term referring to any non-science believing relative.
My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.
by Kat'O9 November 03, 2021
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