Definitions by Kat'O9

botversation 

A back and forth with an automated response algorithm either over text or through a chat window to customer support.

Wow that deranged GOP bot sure is consistent! It's sure fun to troll the orange mutant and his kids through the text bot. It picks up basic profanity but you can get really creative and have some fun with the botversation !

Man I thought I had a person on the chat bubble. It took me ten messages to realize it was actually a botversation.

botversation by Kat'O9 April 4, 2022

every time is his first rodeo 

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

every time is his first rodeo by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022

Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.

"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"

Smith Slap by Kat'O9 March 28, 2022

Cuntflict 

Any heated serious disagreement between two females, often in a work setting.

So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.

Cuntflict by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022

Blockuments 

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.

Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.

Blockuments by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

Maskinations by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

Auntie-Vaxer 

Catchall term referring to any non-science believing relative.

My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.

Auntie-Vaxer by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021