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Any inter-disciplinary sporting event engaged in by tweakers including but not limited to running in traffic, random front yard wind sprints, cold-weather calisthenics, arm flapping, ready-set-go iterations, or other general physical activity as a result of methamphetamine abuse.
Damn did you see The Screamer and Meth Head Mike warming up today? They are gold medalist in the Methlympics.
by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025
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Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022
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Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.
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"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"
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