nongregation

An underwhelming turnout of an event that was touted as having a lot of attendees.

Trump's inauguration crowd was a total nongregation.

by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020

Auntie-Vaxer

Catchall term referring to any non-science believing relative.

My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.

by Kat'O9 November 03, 2021

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

gang bangle

Colloquial term for a court-mandated tracking device commonly known as an ankle monitor.

"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesed since Nick agreed to the gang bangle. Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"

"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"

by Kat'O9 March 27, 2023

RIP

Remember, It's a Pandemic

Herman Cain, Ron Wright, Larry King, Dawn Wells, Nick Cordero,Charley Pride, Roy Horn,and your grandparents may they all RIP.

by Kat'O9 February 08, 2021

handydextrous

The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.

Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.

Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"

by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022

Cuntflict

Any heated serious disagreement between two females, often in a work setting.

So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.

by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022