Kat'O9's definitions

boozepa

The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.

Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.

by Kat'O9 January 15, 2024

Cuck Cuck Go

A search engine optimized for shame-based humiliation sex.

If you want to see something new to add to your 'to-do me list' just type 'snowball' into Cuck Cuck Go and see what's trending.

by Kat'O9 July 20, 2025

Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.

Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

Single use plastic

The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.

Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022