Kat'O9's definitions

nongregation

An underwhelming turnout of an event that was touted as having a lot of attendees.

Trump's inauguration crowd was a total nongregation.

by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020

fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.

Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025

vodka talk

The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.

An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.

Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.

You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.

by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022

sexcort

A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.

After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

Kook Aid

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.

Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

gang bangle

Colloquial term for a court-mandated tracking device commonly known as an ankle monitor.

"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesed since Nick agreed to the gang bangle. Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"

"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"

by Kat'O9 March 27, 2023