Definitions by Kat'O9
gang bangle
"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesced since Nick agreed to the gang bangle? Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
gang bangle by Kat'O9 March 27, 2023
gang bangle
"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesed since Nick agreed to the gang bangle. Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
gang bangle by Kat'O9 March 27, 2023
booklimia
A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.
Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.
vodka talk
The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
vodka talk by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022
handydextrous
The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.
Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
handydextrous by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022
Koch addict
A person that has a dependency on dark money. Exclusively used for right wing nut jobs that will do or say whatever needed to keep the greenbacks flowing. Most obvious during campaign season, but exists year round.
That Lindsay Graham is begging for $5 donations on Faux News. Sorry buddy, can't let you become dependent on hand-outs otherwise you'll just never get a job. You're Koch Addiction has spiraled you to new lows.
If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
Koch addict by Kat'O9 October 29, 2022
inconvenient horniness
The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
inconvenient horniness by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022