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An individual that can't stop fidgeting while either actively using or suffering from not using methamphetamine. A vibrating tweaker.
Never seen such a methtronome man did you see that guys leg? It was like quadruple time in that chair at back of the meeting from that 24 hour chipper man.
by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025
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Get the Maskinations mug.While surfing internet porn you view a new position or technique that appeals to you, so you write it on your partner's To Do-me List.
Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.
by Kat'O9 May 4, 2014
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Get the Smith Slap mug.An infinite realm where all versions of reality where everyone is a redneck and it includes the following axiom: the more you know about the speed of a cracker the less you can know about his given position in the white supremacist rally. In other words, to state the corollary: there is no hickiverse where you can both know where a cracker is and what that cracker is really doing.
Yes, Virginia, there IS a hickiverse where President Windmills-Give-You-Cancer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are married cousins in a trailer with 5 kids, one on the way, and a growing fentanyl problem.
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Get the hickiverse mug.The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.
Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
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President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?
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