The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.
Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"
by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022
Get the handydextrousmug. So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.
by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022
Get the Cuntflictmug. The puzzling ruination of a public toilet by a shitter before you. As the offender could have been ANYone before the discoverer, hence, Schrödingers Shitstain.
"Don't use that fourth stall, bro -- Schrödingers Shitstain alert! And no, in the immortal words of Shaggy -- it wasn't me"
"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
"If I find a Schrödingers Shitstain again after the barbeque this weekend, I'm gonna lose it."
by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
Get the Schrödingers Shitstainmug. Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"
President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
Get the useless orange bag of shitmug. The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 07, 2023
Get the Alvin Braggingmug. A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.
by Kat'O9 April 01, 2022
Get the every time is his first rodeomug. Herman Cain, Ron Wright, Larry King, Dawn Wells, Nick Cordero,Charley Pride, Roy Horn,and your grandparents may they all RIP.
by Kat'O9 February 08, 2021
Get the RIPmug.