Kat'O9's definitions

Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

Koch addict

A person that has a dependency on dark money. Exclusively used for right wing nut jobs that will do or say whatever needed to keep the greenbacks flowing. Most obvious during campaign season, but exists year round.

That Lindsay Graham is begging for $5 donations on Faux News. Sorry buddy, can't let you become dependent on hand-outs otherwise you'll just never get a job. You're Koch Addiction has spiraled you to new lows.

If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.

by Kat'O9 October 29, 2022

handydextrous

The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.

Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.

Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"

by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022

vodka talk

The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.

An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.

Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.

You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.

by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

Blockuments

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.

Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.

by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022