Kat'O9's definitions

booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.

Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.

by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022

Blockuments

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.

Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.

by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022

Single use plastic

The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.

Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

botversation

A back and forth with an automated response algorithm either over text or through a chat window to customer support.

Wow that deranged GOP bot sure is consistent! It's sure fun to troll the orange mutant and his kids through the text bot. It picks up basic profanity but you can get really creative and have some fun with the botversation !

Man I thought I had a person on the chat bubble. It took me ten messages to realize it was actually a botversation.

by Kat'O9 April 4, 2022

recuntlican

The de facto political label of any woman that voted for trump.

Oh! Can you believe it? Barbara --she's a total recuntlican -- she voted for trump three times!

by Kat'O9 February 15, 2025

Meth Chi

The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.

Did you see The Screamer's Meth Chi this afternoon? Very lyrical - she was all, paint-the-fence, paint-the-fence, Daniel-San and then she was like just dash away dash away dash away all.

by Kat'O9 August 19, 2025