Kat'O9's definitions

nongregation

An underwhelming turnout of an event that was touted as having a lot of attendees.

Trump's inauguration crowd was a total nongregation.

by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020

Maskinations

Contortions that anti-vaxxers go through to comply with mask mandates.

John's maskinations kept his mouth and nose exposed unless reprimanded by the flight attendant.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2022

booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.

Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.

by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022

Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.

"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"

by Kat'O9 March 28, 2022

hickiverse

An infinite realm where all versions of reality where everyone is a redneck and it includes the following axiom: the more you know about the speed of a cracker the less you can know about his given position in the white supremacist rally. In other words, to state the corollary: there is no hickiverse where you can both know where a cracker is and what that cracker is really doing.

Yes, Virginia, there IS a hickiverse where President Windmills-Give-You-Cancer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are married cousins in a trailer with 5 kids, one on the way, and a growing fentanyl problem.

by Kat'O9 March 12, 2024

Alvin Bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.

"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"

"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."

by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023

every time is his first rodeo

A phrase that highlights extreme persistent ignorance despite concerted efforts to educate an individual.

Can't believe Greg still doesn't get it - it's like every time is his first rodeo.

by Kat'O9 April 1, 2022