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by Kat'O9 July 19, 2025
Get the Cuck Cuck Go mug.A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.
After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.
by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022
Get the sexcort mug.The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.
Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.
by Kat'O9 January 15, 2024
Get the boozepa mug.Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.
"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"
by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022
Get the Fatal tomatoes mug.My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.
by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021
Get the Auntie-Vaxer mug.An individual that can't stop fidgeting while either actively using or suffering from not using methamphetamine. A vibrating tweaker.
Never seen such a methtronome man did you see that guys leg? It was like quadruple time in that chair at back of the meeting from that 24 hour chipper man.
by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025
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