Kat'O9's definitions

Methtronome

An individual that can't stop fidgeting while either actively using or suffering from not using methamphetamine. A vibrating tweaker.

Never seen such a methtronome man did you see that guys leg? It was like quadruple time in that chair at back of the meeting from that 24 hour chipper man.

by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025

nongregation

An underwhelming turnout of an event that was touted as having a lot of attendees.

Trump's inauguration crowd was a total nongregation.

by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020

Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.

"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Briscard

What’s thrown away from the leftover skin after a circumcision.

The briscards were piling up in the trash after a full day of circumcisions.

by Kat'O9 January 17, 2020

hennicapped

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.

Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.

by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022

Cuck Cuck Go

A search engine optimized for shame-based humiliation sex.

If you want to see something new to add to your 'to-do me list' just type 'snowball' into Cuck Cuck Go and see what's trending.

by Kat'O9 July 20, 2025