Kat'O9's definitions

To Do-me List

While surfing internet porn you view a new position or technique that appeals to you, so you write it on your partner's To Do-me List.

Travis wrote "piledriver" on Kathleen's To Do-me List after seeing it performed on his favorite porn site.

by Kat'O9 May 4, 2014

booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.

Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.

by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022

Auntie-Vaxer

Catchall term referring to any non-science believing relative.

My mom's crazy sister is coming - she doesn't 'believe in' the pandemic. She's a total Auntie-Vaxer.

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Methtronome

An individual that can't stop fidgeting while either actively using or suffering from not using methamphetamine. A vibrating tweaker.

Never seen such a methtronome man did you see that guys leg? It was like quadruple time in that chair at back of the meeting from that 24 hour chipper man.

by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025

nongregation

An underwhelming turnout of an event that was touted as having a lot of attendees.

Trump's inauguration crowd was a total nongregation.

by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020

Fatal tomatoes

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

alvin bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.

"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"

"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"

by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023