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Blockuments

Any incriminating record showing conspiracy that a January 6th faketriot refuses to turn over.
Despite initially cooperating with the request to share information, Mark Meadows pivoted and classified all of his records as blockuments.
by Kat'O9 January 22, 2022
mugGet the Blockumentsmug.

alvin bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"

"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023
mugGet the alvin braggingmug.

recuntlican

The de facto political label of any woman that voted for trump.
Oh! Can you believe it? Barbara --she's a total recuntlican -- she voted for trump three times!
by Kat'O9 February 15, 2025
mugGet the recuntlicanmug.

Meth Chi

The drug induced involuntary meditative practice related to the eastern movement of Tai Chi now globally pervasive wherever methamphetamine is consumed. Linked to the mindful inhalation of burning drugs, Meth Chi is responsible for all sorts of antics to the delight of neighbors and travelers alike in Tempe Arizona.
Did you see The Screamer's Meth Chi this afternoon? Very lyrical - she was all, paint-the-fence, paint-the-fence, Daniel-San and then she was like just dash away dash away dash away all.
by Kat'O9 August 19, 2025
mugGet the Meth Chimug.

botversation

A back and forth with an automated response algorithm either over text or through a chat window to customer support.
Wow that deranged GOP bot sure is consistent! It's sure fun to troll the orange mutant and his kids through the text bot. It picks up basic profanity but you can get really creative and have some fun with the botversation !

Man I thought I had a person on the chat bubble. It took me ten messages to realize it was actually a botversation.
by Kat'O9 April 4, 2022
mugGet the botversationmug.

fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025
mugGet the fentanyl yearsmug.

booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.
Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.
by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022
mugGet the booklimiamug.

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