Kat'O9's definitions

hennicapped

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.

Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.

by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022

Cuntact

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

stealthaholic

A grown-ass person who hides their drinking habits from their parents.

"When I go to Mom's for the holidays I have to be such a stealthaholic"

by Kat'O9 November 3, 2021

Smith Slap

When a comedian disses your wife at the awards show and you assault them with a Rock Knock on live TV.

"Chris earned a Smith Slap when he made fun of Jada. Man imma watch the Oscars every year now!"

by Kat'O9 March 28, 2022

hickiverse

An infinite realm where all versions of reality where everyone is a redneck and it includes the following axiom: the more you know about the speed of a cracker the less you can know about his given position in the white supremacist rally. In other words, to state the corollary: there is no hickiverse where you can both know where a cracker is and what that cracker is really doing.

Yes, Virginia, there IS a hickiverse where President Windmills-Give-You-Cancer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are married cousins in a trailer with 5 kids, one on the way, and a growing fentanyl problem.

by Kat'O9 March 12, 2024

alvin bragging

The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.

"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"

"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"

by Kat'O9 April 7, 2023

booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.

Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.

by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022