Kat'O9's definitions

booklimia

A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.

Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.

by Kat'O9 December 13, 2022

Methlympics

Any inter-disciplinary sporting event engaged in by tweakers including but not limited to running in traffic, random front yard wind sprints, cold-weather calisthenics, arm flapping, ready-set-go iterations, or other general physical activity as a result of methamphetamine abuse.

Damn did you see The Screamer and Meth Head Mike warming up today? They are gold medalist in the Methlympics.

by Kat'O9 September 14, 2025

handydextrous

The rare ability of using either hand equally effectively while performing a hand job. Applicable to just one sexual participant (aka Solo Division) or multiple participants.

Travis was relieved that Kathleen was handydextrous because she had carpal tunnel surgery on her right hand.

Thom and Brian were impressed with Philip's handydextrous ability. "It took years of going skiing for Philip to perfect that technique. I came so fast!"

by Kat'O9 November 13, 2022

gang bangle

Colloquial term for a court-ordered tracking device, also known as an ankle monitor.

"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesced since Nick agreed to the gang bangle? Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"

"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"

by Kat'O9 March 27, 2023

fentanyl years

An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.

Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.

by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025

useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

inconvenient horniness

The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.

When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.

by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022