"Can't believe Nick got out so quickly. Is it because Pandy paid for a great lawyer -- or maybe the judge acquiesced since Nick agreed to the gang bangle? Aunt Kathy said he's still running with his crew, heading to pow-wows, doing peyote. Thank god he can't leave the county though!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
"That gang bangle looks great with those camo Crocs, Nick -- very Florida-Man Stylin', my dude!"
by Kat'O9 March 27, 2023
by Kat'O9 January 18, 2020
An accurate age assessment of a drug user. Much like dog years, the aging process is accelerated in the blue pill smoking crowd following an approximate 3-1 ratio.
Mike's been chasing the dragon for so long now -- he's 31 but he's really like 90 in fentanyl years.
by Kat'O9 January 19, 2025
The designated alcohol wrangler on an outing; One who is in charge of the libations and carries them to remote party destinations. Booze+Sherpa.
Kathy was the ultimate Boozepa in high school -- did you smell the booze leaking out of her duffel bag on the way to the student exchange weekend that one time? Holy crap the whole bus stank like Long Island Iced Tea in there, sloshing around as we went up and down the hills. (Sighs) We lost a couple of good handles that day.
by Kat'O9 January 15, 2024
A person that has a dependency on dark money. Exclusively used for right wing nut jobs that will do or say whatever needed to keep the greenbacks flowing. Most obvious during campaign season, but exists year round.
That Lindsay Graham is begging for $5 donations on Faux News. Sorry buddy, can't let you become dependent on hand-outs otherwise you'll just never get a job. You're Koch Addiction has spiraled you to new lows.
If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
If Ted Cruz is not the biggest Koch Addict ever -- he ruined election money law at the Supreme level.
by Kat'O9 October 29, 2022
Herman Cain, Ron Wright, Larry King, Dawn Wells, Nick Cordero,Charley Pride, Roy Horn,and your grandparents may they all RIP.
by Kat'O9 February 09, 2021
A reading disorder characterized by regular bouts of buying binges and overreading followed by sudden large donation purges to the local library.
Kat enabled Travis' booklimia by gifting him a novel and three works of historical non-fiction for Christmas.
by Kat'O9 December 14, 2022