An infinite realm where all versions of reality where everyone is a redneck and it includes the following axiom: the more you know about the speed of a cracker the less you can know about his given position in the white supremacist rally. In other words, to state the corollary: there is no hickiverse where you can both know where a cracker is and what that cracker is really doing.
Yes, Virginia, there IS a hickiverse where President Windmills-Give-You-Cancer and Marjorie Taylor Greene are married cousins in a trailer with 5 kids, one on the way, and a growing fentanyl problem.
by Kat'O9 March 12, 2024
So much for playing well together. After Karen escalated the cuntflict with Emily because of her un-earned promotion, both women had their claws out.
by Kat'O9 March 19, 2022
The detailed conversation that you had that gets wiped clean from short term memory due to repeated ingestion alcohol.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
An overly ambitious boast that doesn't get executed because of ten times distilled potato juice.
Can't believe Emily didn't remember she could pick your mom up from the airport on Saturday I guess it was just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
You'll never do a stand-up Kathleen it's just Vodka Talk.
by Kat'O9 November 19, 2022
The well-concealed cockiness of someone (like a public prosecutor) when felony grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came down and got fingerprinted? Man he looked WHIPPED when he croaked out 'not guilty.... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was nowhere to be seen... he was ass kicked for sure"
"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
"Don't think you caught me cheating with a porn star or anything -- ain't no Alvin Bragging goin' on here today!"
by Kat'O9 April 07, 2023
The well-concealed cockiness of someone like a public prosecutor when grand jury indictments come back for a former president.
"Did you see Alvin Bragging on the TV when that orange clown came in and got fingerprinted? Man he looked whipped when he croaked out 'not guilty' ... his collar was all stained and shit, his wife was no where to be seen. He was ass-kicked for sure"
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
"Don't go all smug on me thinking you caught me cheating with a porn-star -- there's no Alvin Bragging going on here today."
by Kat'O9 April 07, 2023
The uncontrollable sexual urge that happens when you can't do anything about it. Could be in an elevator. Could be on a plane. Could be when your partner is unavailable. There exists a vast number of situations where horniness could be considered very inconvenient.
When I was at Memaws funeral I had such a bout of inconvenient horniness that even the pastor looked good.
by Kat'O9 July 30, 2022
by Kat'O9 July 16, 2020