Definitions by Kat'O9

hennicapped 

The lack of limb control that ensues after imbibing an excess of Hennessy.

Jessica was so hennicapped after Nana and Grandpa's anniversary party she totally face planted.

hennicapped by Kat'O9 June 19, 2022

Fatal tomatoes 

Catch-all term for any life threatening edible projectile be it a pineapple or a tomatoe (sic) - tip of the hat to Dan Quayle.

Used by candidates that are in reality hopeless snowflakes in an attempt to shield their lack of actual masculinity.

"We were worried about all sorts of fruitjectiles like pineapples and fatal tomatoes" said Donnie. "We were on Fruit-con level 5 after our intelligence reported several suspect bushels of produce near the exits. We had to -- and no -- it's dangerous -- but we had the security their and Keith does not tolerate that sort of stuff. He's great - so good - busting up tennis matches like no one has ever seen before"

Fatal tomatoes by Kat'O9 April 30, 2022

Cuntact 

When your path crosses with that bitch in the office despite your best avoidance tactics.

"Even though I ducked into the storeroom I still had cuntact with you you-know-who."

"No way that was the third cuntact with Julia this week!"

Cuntact by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

Kook Aid 

The reason for the misinformation spouted by crazy Q-anon conspiracy theorists.

Rochelle was right -- if Kari still thinks ivermectin is a treatment that just shows she has been drinking the Kook Aid pretty hard.

Kook Aid by Kat'O9 April 28, 2022

useless orange bag of shit

Phrase attributed to the 45th president of the United States. From the Gaelic "ablach buidhearg gun fheum" for Orange Fucktard. Literal translation "a hunk of redyellow crap without use"

President Windmills Give You Cancer is the ultimate useless orange bag of shit -- how did he ever get elected?

useless orange bag of shit by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

Single use plastic 

The descriptive phrase applied to bottle bitches because of their fillers, silicon, and discardable status after the night is over.

Ivanka is so single use plastic. Can't believe she showed up at the lounge with that runny nose pretending it was just Covid. What a bottle bitch.

Single use plastic by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022

sexcort 

A paid companion that will, with the proper inducements i.e. material compensation, perform acts of sexual pleasure, or perversion depending on the agreed upon dollar amount. As a rule certain pay-platforms like Venmo are used for the transfer of funds, sometimes through a straw purchaser.

After the coke orgy, Joel Venmoed Megan $500 for "ass" after getting that exact amount from Matt exactly 30 minutes before. She is the consummate sexcort.

sexcort by Kat'O9 April 23, 2022