Definitions by Karma Sutra
Gavin
Gavin by Karma Sutra May 11, 2020
Location Noun
I was looking at Location Noun sex positions on Urban Dictionary the other day. I asked Becky if she wanted to try any, but she told me there's a hundred ways she could break her neck just from the first page of results.
Location Noun by Karma Sutra March 24, 2020
Mrs. Robinson
One with whom a person engages in sexual intercourse in anticipation of a long-pursued romantic interest finally putting out.
“Sounded like you had fun last night. Was that Becky?”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”
“Our date isn’t until Friday, that was just me and Mrs. Robinson practicing the Guatemalan Gardener.”
Mrs. Robinson by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020
Retcock
Short for “retroactive cockblocking”, retcocking prevents a male from becoming a teen parent when the female’s parent discovers that she has had unprotected sex and decides to beat the shit out of her.
I banged Becky behind Denny’s last week, but her dad retcocked me when he saw her with a pregnancy test. She should be out of the hospital by Monday.
Retcock by Karma Sutra March 23, 2020
Shocker knocker
Also known as the “Socker” or “Two in the pink, five in the think”, the shocker knocker is a donkey punch delivered during fingering.
Shocker knocker by Karma Sutra June 22, 2018
Monkey bomb
A sexual maneuver in which the pitcher covers his penis in carefully molded C4 then approaches the catcher and drops his pants. When the catcher, unaware of the preparation, gets down to blow the pitcher, the pitcher detonates the C4.
"So what're your plans for tonight?"
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
"I'm gonna give Becky the monkey bomb."
"The what?"
"Well, you know, when you get the C4, and you--"
"I believe that's called guro."
Monkey bomb by Karma Sutra June 11, 2018
Double dip
The act of ejaculating into a catcher and having a second pitcher jump in so that his penis gets covered in the first pitcher's semen.
"Hey Mike, Sarah told me you and John double dipped in her last Tuesday."
"Yeah man. Best part was I convinced him to go second."
"Yeah man. Best part was I convinced him to go second."
Double dip by Karma Sutra March 10, 2018