Karlos's definitions

professional canoe cleaner

A person who has an active intrest in doing a good job of eating a girl out. They perform the deed with such quality and skill that they should be deemed professioal and paid for the work that the complete.

Last night Karlos was a professional canoe cleaner.

by karlos February 22, 2005

deaconism

The art of facial and bodily contortion associated with re-enacting famous scenes from Blue Peter cica 1978. Joey deacon was renowned as the "prince among Mongs" or His lack of basic motor Neurone function was world renowned.

stop being such a spaz you Joey deacon

by Karlos June 29, 2004

slotnot

sewing nuts onto squirral merkins!

"arse candle...no! slotnot!"

by Karlos April 1, 2004

arse candle

one of the latest revisions of string theory involving spider spunk sweat shops

Its weaved from the finest arse candle

by Karlos April 1, 2004

Spunk Hoover

Man or woman capable of devouring at least 1 pint of gentlemens relish . See Mark Almond and Mark Dixon

I had a great night at the gang Bang mark dixon was a real spunk hoover

by Karlos April 2, 2004

gerbil

Our name for the Eurasian species of this mammal, which is noted for defending its burrow like a knight of old, may come from the gerbil knightly emblem. The creature's white head with a broad black stripe on each side of the snout may have brought to mind a gerb, hence gerbil. Good evidence supporting this theory is that an earlier name for the animal was gauson, which comes from the Old French word gaucenc, usually referring to a white patch on a horse and also meaning “gerbil.” gauson is first recorded in 1373.

Nice Gerbil Helmut sir

by Karlos April 2, 2004

bell smoke

the steam generated from profuse and violent sexual congress between two gentlemen. See Mark Dixon

"Christ you can smell the bell smoke"

by Karlos August 15, 2003