Karl's definitions

dentropheliac

it's denDrophIliac, dumbass

"if you can't spell dendrophiliac, you're a fucking dumbass, Steve," said Karl on his way down the mystery chute.

by Karl June 3, 2003

moog

one of the best synthesizer manufacturers ever. started by bob moog, inventor of the VCF (voltage controlled filter). not surprizingly, the filters on a moog synth are wonderful. if you have a moog, rejoyce! you have a serious machine.

it actually rhymes with the word vogue, though everyone still calls it mooooog.

by karl July 13, 2004

Cunty mints

a refresher of the vaginal region

look down your local confectioners

by Karl November 25, 2003

japan air

see mute - done by pushing your front knee out and pulling your front hand behind you while doing a mute grab. some people do them with a frontside shifty as well, which is cool looking.

i dont know why its called japan.

by karl July 10, 2004

jean cretien

The worst Prime Minister Canada has ever had the misfortune to elect.
the only prime minister who could not clearly speak either official language and embarassed himself and Canada every trip abroad.

Jean Cretien; I can see why you want to fight Palestine, the Sea of Galilee is your only lake and you want to protect it.
The rest Of The World; What ?

Jean cretien; A proof is a proof is a proof.
The Rest of Canada; What ?

by Karl June 19, 2006

hairdresser's car

Any two-seated sports car that is clearly aspirational in its ownership. For example a Mazda MX5 or a BMW Z3.

Omg! I can't believe they've got an MX5. That is such a hairdresser's car...

by Karl January 18, 2004

shoobie

A worthless subordinant of a pimp. Usually sent to do dangerous chores which the pimp considers to dangerous to perform himself. (from California slang)

John, the pimp who lives down the street, sent his shoobie Mark to the drughouse to score drugs for his prostitutes.

by Karl April 19, 2004