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stripper

an occupation that involves taking (stripping) one's clothes off for the sexual stimulation of others. most strippers are female.
when a woman is a stripper, the only thing she has to be proud of herself is her body. her mind, her creativity and her emotions ultimately become something of little value and importance. it is depressing to know that some women think that the only thing valueable about themselves is their body and what they can do with it.
by karl July 24, 2004
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tridonkulous

when something is so ridonkulous, so that the ridonkulousness of it is multiplied by three, or, in other words, tripled. thus, it is not just ridonkulous, but TRIdonkulous. the "tri" signifies the triple nature of the ridonkulousness.

see ridonkulous
karl: shit did you see pyramid that kid made out of orangina bottles?
jay: that was ridonkulous.
karl: no man. that was beyond that. that was TRIDONKULOUS.
by karl January 21, 2005
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gnarly

used to describe something.

in skateboarding, something is gnarly if its difficult because its dangerous. things like skating on rough surfaces at high speeds and heights are considered gnarly. see EX1 below.

however, outside of skating it's used as a word to describe good and bad things alike. see EX2.
EX1: i saw this kid trying to nollie feeble that rough 15-set ledge... he ended up wrecking cause of the gravel at the landing and the darkness, but the 5th he nailed it! the whole thing was so gnarly...

EX2: i won the lottery! that's gnarly! yaaaay!
by karl February 27, 2005
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windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?
Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"
by Karl March 14, 2004
mugGet the windows XPmug.

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.
You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.
by Karl March 6, 2004
mugGet the holiday nogmug.

a fat

An aussie term for an erection
by karl October 16, 2003
mugGet the a fatmug.

Bigsexydan21

Why is your bigsexydan21 so small?
by Karl July 30, 2003
mugGet the Bigsexydan21mug.

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