Karl's definitions

release

To get rid of a large amount of fluid one one go.

Harry released all over her face.

by Karl April 21, 2005

kaerl

Karl Zdrenka a normal name with a normal purpose

oftern used by undereducated chavs who cant speak

by Karl April 6, 2005

new Canaan

home to alll the rams who wish they were d-baggers.

d- baggers stink!!!!!!!!!!1

by Karl April 5, 2005

The Final Countdown

A trashy 80's metal song about space travel by a Swedish metal band called Europe. One can be entertained by listening to this song for hours.

Haha The Final Countdown is playing. What a crappy song.

by Karl April 5, 2005

Kayess

the most l33t of all l33t hes quite the gangster and is also a pimp that sells ganje buds for lemmon seeds as he missed 2 yrs of school

oh look, theres kayess hes so secksay i wann fux him - nix

by karl April 1, 2005

jacked

when you're injured to the point that you can't fully function anymore. its hard or impossible to walk, use your hands, see, talk, write, hear, etc. hard to do daily functions. commonly used to describe one's condition after a skateboaring related injury, thus meaning it's hard to skate anymore because of the injury

that guy tried to ollie a 20 set and he rolled both his ankles, they broke. he can't walk for a few months and his skating career is basically down the tubes... he's totally jacked

by karl March 20, 2005

gnarly

used to describe something.

in skateboarding, something is gnarly if its difficult because its dangerous. things like skating on rough surfaces at high speeds and heights are considered gnarly. see EX1 below.

however, outside of skating it's used as a word to describe good and bad things alike. see EX2.

EX1: i saw this kid trying to nollie feeble that rough 15-set ledge... he ended up wrecking cause of the gravel at the landing and the darkness, but the 5th he nailed it! the whole thing was so gnarly...

EX2: i won the lottery! that's gnarly! yaaaay!

by karl February 27, 2005