Karl's definitions

windows XP

Another piece of sh*t made by microsoft. Who in there right mind would choose this over linux?

Dude, why the hell did u pay for that load of crap?
"I like windows, its easy to use"

by Karl March 14, 2004

holiday nog

When you take a bottle and fill it with your feces and urine to the top. You then tighten down the top, and shake well. Leave the bottle out in the hot sun for a few hours and let it turn into a nice precipitate. Under the cover of night, you take the bottle and chuck it at someone's door or porch, the bottle shatters, and Holiday Nog goes everywhere.

You know that ass down the street? Yeah, well tonight, I'm throwing the Holiday Nog at his front door.

What's that smell? Ah man! Holiday Nog all over my patio!

I took a piss and a shit in a bottle. I plan on making some kickass Holiday Nog.

by Karl March 6, 2004

a fat

An aussie term for an erection

I saw this chick , man i cracked a fat!

by karl October 16, 2003

mute

skateboard terminology - a grab trick where your front hand goes around your front knee and grabs on the toe-rail of the board, in between your feet. pretty cool. invented by a guy whos name escapes me, but i do know that he was infact, mute.

the 900 by tony hawk is a mute bs 900.

by karl July 10, 2004

Reamage

When Playing any EA Sports Game, the act of taking it in the ass on every play

I was playing NCAA Football last night; needless to say, there was a lot of reamage.

by Karl October 2, 2002

doien

doien-v-to eat a plate of spegetti while fucking a bagel followed by fucking a donut

1.That sick-ass pervert was doiening all night long.
2.In the bakery there are two bathrooms and one doiening room.

by karl March 26, 2004

kaerl

Karl Zdrenka a normal name with a normal purpose

oftern used by undereducated chavs who cant speak

by Karl April 6, 2005