Karen Stickney's definitions

poser

someone who says they like or hate something, but they don't show it in a way of whether they like it or not

Casey is such a poser. He said that Finger Eleven are awful, yet he was dancing when their song "Paralyzer" was playing on the radio last Tuesday while Christine, Melissa, and I were making Halloween decorations for our Halloween party. And he had the nerve to call me a poser. At least I don't dance to music I don't like.

by Karen Stickney November 25, 2007

not the band

phrase you say to music lovers after you say a certain word that may be a band name. A friend of mine always said this to me after he said certain words because he knows I love music. Other variations of this phrase include "Not the singer", "Not the song", "Not the rapper", "Not the group", and "Not the music style". When you say a word that may be a singer's last name, you'd say this:
Mark: Go straight.
Karen: Not George Strait!
Amy: Watch out for that branch!
Karen: Not Michelle Branch!

Alice: Here is the wood that needs to be stained for Sara's sign.
Karen: Not the band!

by Karen Stickney November 9, 2008

Quetzal

the dragons' teacher on the show Dragon Tales

When Emmy needed advice about taking a rhyme bird she named Cutie Pie home, she asked Quetzal, their teacher, and he agreed that it wasn't a good idea. She eventually left Cutie Pie her hair ribbon that Cassie, the peach dragon, made for her until she returned to Dragon Land.

by Karen Stickney November 10, 2008

smooth

secretive over something forbidden

Me: "Joseph Andrew, it's impossible to smoke and not have your parents find out. I got ratted on for doing it, and so did you".

Joe: "It's not imposssible. You just have to be smooth".

by Karen Stickney June 28, 2008

colada

an alcoholic drink that usually has "pina" in front of it

Chad plans to drink coladas on every continent. If he started that, how many has he drunk so far?

by Karen Stickney January 4, 2008

spam

1)A song by Save Ferris
2)junk mail that may have your name in the e-mail list, but usually a bunch of names that you've never heard of.

That Save Ferris song "Spam" is the funniest song on Earth! Who else would talk about canned meat in a song?

Where did those other e-mail addresses come from in that spam?

by Karen Stickney May 15, 2006

purist

someone who expects everything to be exactly like the thing they like; doesn't believe in watered-down versions of such things

A country purist expects all country music to be honky-tonk and feeling sorry for yourself. A punk purist expects all punk to anarchist and government-hating. A metal purist expects all metal to be about fantasy things like dragons and knights, or about sex, drugs, and rock and roll and have instrumental solos. An R&B purist expects all R&B to have horns in the music. A rap/hip hop purist expects all rap/hip hop to have swearing and bragging. A jazz purist expects all jazz to be instrumental only. A pop purist expects all pop to be like the teen pop of the 1980s and 1990s. A folk/ singer/songwriter purist expects all folk/singer/songwriter albums to just the singer's voice and either an acoustic guitar, a piano, or all three of these.

by Karen Stickney December 11, 2008