Definitions by Kajoe

flatline cocktail 

Mixing painkillers and/or anti-anxiety pills with booze.

Bob always enjoys a flatline cocktail on his day off. One day he will wind up on a ventilator in a persistent vegetative state.

flatline cocktail by kajoe December 11, 2009

ABY 

Anyone But the Yankees.

THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?

Bob: ABY!

Two weeks later

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?

Bob: ABY!

ABY by kajoe October 28, 2009

obama lock

when obama goes to a city many blocks around his destination are shut down causing a horrendous traffic jam known as obama lock.

I tried to drive across town but the obama lock was so bad, it would have been faster to walk.

obama lock by kajoe September 16, 2009

summer's eve 

a gentler way to call someone a douche.

Greg cc's everyone's boss when he has an issue with someone. He is a real summer's eve.

summer's eve by kajoe September 15, 2009

madoff scheme 

Formerly known as a Ponzi scheme.

A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.

madoff scheme by kajoe June 29, 2009

Delabama 

Anywhere in Delaware that is not the coast or Wilmington or Dover. The residents of Delabama usually drive big Ford pick up trucks, are into punkin chuckin, nascar and are missing some of their bicuspids.

Bob is from the great state of Delabama!

Delabama by kajoe May 8, 2009

whistle beef

To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.

The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.

Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.

whistle beef by Kajoe January 28, 2009