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neanderthal

1. A sports personality, usually very overpaid, who has diarrhea of the mouth, trash talks and has no class at all.

2. Most New York Yankee fans can fit in this description as well. They have a big SUV, usually black or other dark color with a huge NY sticker on the back window. They pronounce "New York" as "New Yawk." They act like jackasses when their team wins.
1. Jeremy Shockey is a football neanderthal.

2. Vinnie is a big New Yawk Yankees fan. He is always calling in to "Spawtz Radio" because he thinks he is a Yankees expert. He even has custom NY Yankees pin striping on his SUV. Yankees fans are douche bags.
by Kajoe October 13, 2006
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treadwelled

The act of losing your life because you disregard your own personal safeety and get too close to a dangerous animal.

Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.
Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter, was treadwelled by a sting ray yesterday.
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
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ABY

Anyone But the Yankees.

THE favorite team to root for anywhere outside of the New 'Yawk' area.
Larry: What team are you rooting for in the play-offs?

Bob: ABY!

Two weeks later

Larry: What team are you rooting for in the World Series?

Bob: ABY!
by kajoe October 28, 2009
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madoff scheme

A lot of people lost their life savings in a Madoff Scheme. Too bad they didn't do their due diligence before handing over their money.
by kajoe June 29, 2009
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Steve Irwin

A crazy animal loving aussie who's luck finally ran out.
Steve Irwin was "treadwelled" yesterday by a sting ray.
by Kajoe September 4, 2006
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spenard divorce

When one kills one's spouse.

Named for the low rent district of Anchorage Alaska where spousal abuse is rempant due to lots of booze and weed.
Ron is single now. He went out and got a spenard divorce last week after drinking a case of Rainier Light.
by kajoe August 28, 2006
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supersonic shit

hard, small caliber shit balls accompanied by copius amounts of flatus. When bearing down to take a shit, the fart gas propels the shit at high speed into the water of the toilet resulting in a wet ass.
Holy shit, I just had a supersonic shit that splashed toilet water all over my ass!
by Kajoe September 7, 2006
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