duck fart

A layered (not mixed) drink made of Kahlua, Bailey's Irish cream and Crown Royal (in that order, and ideally with just a float of Crown), the Duck Fart is to Alaska what the Mai-Tai is to Hawaii and the Margarita is to Mexico.
After a bad day of duck hunting nothing goes down better than a good duck fart.
by Kajoe August 29, 2006
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johnson inch

The scale by which a man measures his dick. Johnson inches are less than an official inch. The range is anywhere between 1.5 to 2 johnson inches to each official inch.
Rob claims he has a nine inch dick, that's because he is measuring it by johnson inches.
by kajoe February 28, 2010
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treadwelled

The act of losing your life because you disregard your own personal safeety and get too close to a dangerous animal.

Named after Timothy Treadwell, a self-appointed researcher who lived among brown bears in Alaska for 13 summers before getting killed and becoming lunch meat.
Steve Irwin, The Croc Hunter, was treadwelled by a sting ray yesterday.
by Kajoe September 04, 2006
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fgp

The salesman gave me a FGP on the car so I bought it.
by kajoe August 28, 2006
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kidney juice

urine; liquid waste excreted from the kidneys into the bladder and then out of the body.
Jake whipped it out and let go of some kidney juice.
by kajoe September 19, 2006
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you can't fix stupid

The response to seeing some moron doing something incredibly asinine.
Eric has a poisonous pet albino monocled cobra as pet. It bit him and almost killed him.

You can't fix stupid.
by kajoe February 21, 2011
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whistle beef

To puke, vomit, throw up. Usually done when one sees something really disgusting or drinks too much.
The doctor had to extract a squirming bot fly larvae from under Hector's skin. In the middle of the procedure the doc turned away and had to whistle beef.

Jack drank a couple of six packs of swill beer Rainier Light and then went outside to whistle beef.
by Kajoe January 28, 2009
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