Kahdlibber's definitions
A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
Get the polar theismmug. kissing for a really long time.
by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017
Get the kiiiissssiiiingmug. Billy Bob: Shucks, that Ford Muskrat whooped my 'Vette.
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
Jimmy John: You mean your SheVette?
Billy Bob: Yup.
Both: Ha ha ha ha!
by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017
Get the Ford Muskratmug.