United States of Korea

The future name of the combined North and South Korea after USA President Donald Trump has his morning covfefe.

Future Kindergarten Teacher: "A long long time ago, The United States of Korea was called 'North Korea and South Korea'."

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017

cryogenically frozen

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

by Kahdlibber October 12, 2017

Adam's Uncle

A very old man.

My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!

by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017

bruisely

Not quite as good at fighting as Bruce Lee but pretty darn close.

Jackie Chan is very bruisely.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים )

The name of The Creator, according to the Bible. Incorrectly changed to "the LORD God" in most English Bibles.

GENESIS 2:4,
... Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) created The Earth and The Heavens.

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים )

The name of The Creator, according to the Bible. Incorrectly changed to "the LORD God" in most English Bibles.

GENESIS 2:4,
... Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) created The Earth and The Heavens.

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 09, 2017