Kahdlibber's definitions

Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".

by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017

Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.

Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

cryogenically frozen

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

יהוה

יהוה = "Yahweh", Creator of The Earth and The Heavens according to The Bible. Usually rendered inaccurately as "the LORD" in most English Bibles. Yahweh is The LORD, but, the name "Yahweh" does not mean "The LORD" but "being who is being" .

GENESIS 2:4,
" ... יהוה Elohim created the Earth and The Heavens."

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Snorevette

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

arguementalist

Someone who always wins an arguement.

He wins every debate because he is a true arguementalist.

by Kahdlibber October 14, 2017