Kahdlibber's definitions

Geezerati

An old person's car.

What a Geezerati, that Oldsmobile driven by Gramps has had its turn signal on for 5 minutes!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

cryogenically frozen

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.

Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

יהוה

יהוה = "Yahweh", Creator of The Earth and The Heavens according to The Bible. Usually rendered inaccurately as "the LORD" in most English Bibles. Yahweh is The LORD, but, the name "Yahweh" does not mean "The LORD" but "being who is being" .

GENESIS 2:4,
" ... יהוה Elohim created the Earth and The Heavens."

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Snorevette

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

sayj

People who understand that you eat lots of sage (plant/spice) to become a sage (wiseman/wisewoman). When you make the connection, you & the plant become sayj.

I picked a bunch of sayj out of my sayj field and made a big, fresh sayj salad for lunch. Why? Because, I am a sayj.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

antarctical snowman

A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!

Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017