Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Kahdlibber

antarctical snowman

A large, furry, albino ape-man that is native to the south pole. This is why the United States government forbids trespassing in Antarctica. So next time you are boating in the Antarctic Ocean do NOT go ashore!

Sadly, due to global warming, the Antarctical Snowman will probably be extinct before we are all forced to move there. But, if you do see one, don't call it abomnimable, because that is politically incorrect.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017

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sayj

People who understand that you eat lots of sage (plant/spice) to become a sage (wiseman/wisewoman). When you make the connection, you & the plant become sayj.

I picked a bunch of sayj out of my sayj field and made a big, fresh sayj salad for lunch. Why? Because, I am a sayj.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

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Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים )

The name of The Creator, according to the Bible. Incorrectly changed to "the LORD God" in most English Bibles.

GENESIS 2:4,
... Yahweh Elohim ( יהוה אלהים ) created The Earth and The Heavens.

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

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polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

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