38 definitions by Kahdlibber

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

pesach

'Pay-sock" what your Jewish and Yahwist friends call Passover. EXODUS chapters 12-13 is the first Passover, Yahweh delivers the Israelites out of Egypt. The Last Supper and Crucifixion of Jesus (Yahshua) were on Passover (Matthew chapters 26-27, Mark chapters 14-15, Luke chapters 22-23, John chapters 12-19).

Shlomoh: Happy Easter Bob!

Bob: Happy Pesach Shlomoh!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

P.U.M.A.

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.

THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.

Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Goven Rule

A translation of the Golden Rule made by Jeff Goven aka "The Grapplin' Chaplain"...

The Goven Rule: "Always interact with others on the basis of honest mutual consent".

by Kahdlibber November 2, 2017

grinchmas

A feeling of disgust caused by the over-commercialization of Christmas.

A feeling of grinchmas overwhelmed me as I tried to grocery shop in December.

by Kahdlibber October 10, 2017