Kahdlibber's definitions

Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.

Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Snorevette

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

Christmas Tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).

We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

motortrike

A motorcycle with 3 wheels.

The Polaris Slingshot is an example of a brand new motortrike.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Magic

Originally meant "of the Magi" or "Magi like" Magi being "wise men" (see Matthew 2:1-12), hence "wisdom".

Grandpa is really wise. He is truly magic!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

cryogenically frozen

Slang for "dead".

Bob flunked science class. He's gonna be cryogenically frozen when his dad finds out!

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017