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P.U.M.A.

Peaceful

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A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.
THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!
by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017
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Magic

Originally meant "of the Magi" or "Magi like" Magi being "wise men" (see Matthew 2:1-12), hence "wisdom".
Grandpa is really wise. He is truly magic!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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Antarctica

Because of Global Warming, we will all eventually have to move to Antarctica!
by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017
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motortrike

A motorcycle with 3 wheels.
The Polaris Slingshot is an example of a brand new motortrike.
by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017
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aluminum oddity

This is what you type when you are talking about THEM, yea, some of you know WHO I mean. That way THEY can't track you down through THEIR internet word search engine and assasinate you for telling people the Truth about THEM.
Now, remember, this aluminum oddity code is our little secret. Don't tell anyone unless they are Pariotic Freedom Fighters. If you are not, there is nothing to read here, move along.
by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017
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Christmas Tree

An evergreen tree, cut at the bottom and put in a stand so it won't fall over, and decorated with silver and gold to celebrate Jesus Christ's birthday (December 25).
We have lots of fun setting up and decorating the Christmas Tree each year, just like in Jeremiah chapter 10.
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
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