Kahdlibber's definitions

polar theism

A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).

FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

P.U.M.A.

Peaceful

Unity
Martial
Arts

A Self-defense program started by Jeff Goven, The Grapplin' Chaplain, at Unity Church of Muskegon, MI in 2013.

THUG: Give me your wallet!

P.U.M.A. GAL: I guess it's PUMA time!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Magic

Originally meant "of the Magi" or "Magi like" Magi being "wise men" (see Matthew 2:1-12), hence "wisdom".

Grandpa is really wise. He is truly magic!

by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017

Adam's Uncle

A very old man.

My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

nasalpuke

What you get when you close your mouth while vomitting.

Ted shot some nasalpuke down his shirt.

by Kahdlibber October 20, 2017

Gobbler

1. Someone who eats a lot and/or quickly.

2. Slang for a turkey (bird) because of the sound they make.

Bandit is such a gobbler, his food is gone almost instantly!

In Muskegon we have many gobblers (turkeys) roaming around looking for food. Yum, Thanksgiving!

by Kahdlibber October 24, 2017

Snorevette

A term used by Dodge Challenger Demon owners to describe the relatively slow Corvette.

If most car drivers call a Corvette a Snorevette the Vette will quickly blow them away.

by Kahdlibber October 15, 2017