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by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017
Get the Geezerati mug.'Pay-sock" what your Jewish and Yahwist friends call Passover. EXODUS chapters 12-13 is the first Passover, Yahweh delivers the Israelites out of Egypt. The Last Supper and Crucifixion of Jesus (Yahshua) were on Passover (Matthew chapters 26-27, Mark chapters 14-15, Luke chapters 22-23, John chapters 12-19).
by Kahdlibber October 9, 2017
Get the pesach mug.A belief in two equal and opposite deities, such as God and Satan. Heaven belongs 100% to God, Hell belongs 100% to Satan. The Earth is their battleground. Nature is Neutral. God and Satan work through human beings. In Christian Polar Theism, God became the man Jesus Christ to let Satan torture and physically kill Him in exchange for the souls of sinners who repent (desire to be sinless).
FORMER ATHEIST: Polar Theism explains away all my objections to Theism. Polar Theistic Christianity explains everything; I just got saved!
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Get the polar theism mug.A perrson so dumb, they think the Earth is shaped like a ball (instead of a Frisbee, as it really is)!
by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017
Get the Round Earther mug.The name of The Creator, according to the Bible. Incorrectly changed to "the LORD God" in most English Bibles.
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