KaBoom's definitions

simi valley

Small town in Southern California, that is supposed to be "the safest place", sure, if you like tons of teenage druggies, violent teenage guys, and white supremests.

"I'm on LSD, meth, crack... and other stuff."
"Where do you live?"
"Oh, um Simi Valley."

by Kaboom December 31, 2004

Star Citizen

A space game that currently has raised over 36 million dollars, even though it hasn't been released yet. It is likely that they will take the money and run.

Ben: Hey Jeff, you should donate to Star Citizen!
Jeff: I don't want them to take my money for an unfinished game!

by KaBoom January 14, 2014

Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.

Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*

by KaBoom February 14, 2014

xenox

a mix between a xerox and xena warrior princess

I just Xenoxed a paper to throw and chop ur head off with

by Kaboom September 15, 2003

Coral Austin

Things required to live; food, water, oxygen and attention. Complains about girls being sluts, even though she has fucked half the football team on more than one occasion. Even by wielding a German Shower Curtain on your dick will still get you HIV, all the way through gonorrhea. If you point out 1 flaw with this chick, she will get her dumb fuck followers to trash you for it. Says she has straight A's in school, but most likely she has straight A's on her STD tests.

Hey look it's Coral Austin!

STD'S, RUN!

by KaBoom February 12, 2014

Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.

Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.

by KaBoom August 14, 2014

brip

an outright falsehood

He was spewing brips.

by kaboom February 24, 2005