Chicago Dump Truck

During sex, you turn around and proceed to make beeping sounds like a truck as you back up onto a girl, then take a shit on her chest.
Here comes the Chicago Dump Truck!
*Beep beep beep beep*
by KaBoom February 14, 2014
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VL

VL Commodore

Australia best car ever (well race record), the only all Australian car (in V8 form) to ever win international group A races in europe vs Europen supercars and the like. eg Monza Italy 1987

Loved by some, hated by others (by both import and domestic car fans) due to the fact of the engine it uses -- In 6cyl form it uses the same engine as the Austalian built R31 Skyline the RB30E.

Skyline/import people loath it due to the fact you can put any late model Nissan Skyline engine into it and beat the car the engine came out (R32, R33, R34 Skylines) of due to the VL's lighter body weight.

Standard VL's are slightly handicaped by a taller diff ratio compared to the standard R31, thus a slower acceleration, but this can easily fixed.

Also produced in a 6cyl turbo (RB30ET)form that was not alowed to race (stupid Nissan), which still is a very potent car even by todays standards due to its power to weight ratio. This engine was never released in the R31's body or any other car in the world infact.

The standard styleing, while still looking neat and sporty never set the world on fire. The upmarket Calais with its popup headlight flaps looked a much better car is still are a very popular (and rare) car. The international Group A version (Austrlian V8), the VL Walkinshaw is even rarer, and will still fetch the same price as the day it rolled of the showroom floor...
1) Nice VL
2) Yeah I blew the Diff on the VL
3) I purchased a Skyline and stripped it engine for the VL
4) Stupid bogan VL driver
by kaBoom December 03, 2003
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aruba

hevan, a place with no drinking age or restrictions where yuo can fuck and blaze and do all that shit that yuo want to and its fucking awesome. i love aruba a whole fucking lot its infuckingcredible.
i went to aruba and screwed and drank and had a helluva time. it was paradise.
by kaboom April 28, 2004
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mike drunkbeater

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!
by KaBoom January 24, 2014
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Mrs. Huffman

A stupid bitch with a sandy grand canyon vag, which probably has bodies stored in it, who thinks she is the chancellor of Germany in the 1930's, but in reality, she is just a stupid bitch who works at god awful Viera High School. She is a dictator about using technology and having fun. It seems as if it is her personal goal to censor the use of all technology. To that I say, censorship is to art as lynching is to Justice-Henry Louis Gates. 100% of the student body thinks this woman should land on an anti-tank land mine. Her bottom bitch, Mrs. Mijuskovic, or however you spell that god damn name, enforce shitty rules that have sent the school right down the shitter, and out to the Atlantic Ocean. where exactly she should be because SHE IS A FUCKING 40 TON WHALE.
Student: Hey dude, check this out! This helps me understand this math a lot easier!
Mrs. Huffman: Technology! 1 detention, and this IS MINE!
Student: But Mrs. Huffman, it helps us with our homework!
Mrs. Huffman: *Walks out of room*
by KaBoom January 28, 2014
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Simulated Anal

When you use feces as lubricant for your penis.
Ben ran out of lube, so he took a shit in his hand and performed simulated anal with his hand.
by KaBoom August 14, 2014
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Coral Austin

Things required to live; food, water, oxygen and attention. Complains about girls being sluts, even though she has fucked half the football team on more than one occasion. Even by wielding a German Shower Curtain on your dick will still get you HIV, all the way through gonorrhea. If you point out 1 flaw with this chick, she will get her dumb fuck followers to trash you for it. Says she has straight A's in school, but most likely she has straight A's on her STD tests.
Hey look it's Coral Austin!

STD'S, RUN!
by KaBoom February 12, 2014
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