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kang

An act of masturbation when performed in a group, a circle jerk with commentary.
"Let's all have a communal kang."
by KHD August 4, 2003
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Rocky

A Frankenstein's monster with a Charles Atlas body and a pair of silver swimming trunks. Created by Frank N. Furter, first "love" was Janet Weiss, and was killed by Riff Raff, Frank's butler. All in one day.
"Ohhh.... Rocky.... how could you??? <sob>" - Frank N. Furter
by KHD July 18, 2003
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Kabazzah

Noun. A sexual technique of Eastern origin which translates as "holder" and refers to the female using vaginal muscle contractions to "milk" the penis. It requires much, much practice.
"Bloody hell, Hermeira can do the kabazzah... She REALLY made my stick sting!"
by KHD February 19, 2005
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Paradise Lost

An epic poem written in the 1660s by John Milton and spanning 12 books, Paradise Lost is widely considered the greatest English language epic. Although it is about the fall of Man from the Garden of Eden, one must wonder about Milton - despite his world view of "God gave you free will but unless you toe the line you'll get pounded," he still makes the character of Satan a dangerously alluring epic anti-hero.
"Although Tom was put off by the seemingly incomprehensible Latinate sentence structure of Paradise Lost, he could sniff out masterful poetry like a literary bloodhound.
by KHD April 21, 2004
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New Labour

Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile.
Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the left of Tony and New Labour. As does Jean-Marie Le Pen, the BNP, Silvio Berlusconi...
by KHD October 25, 2003
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jock

Jock. US slang for the thick-but-amiable types that always do well socially. No idea how, for most of them are arrogant bastards who think that the world would blow itself up in mourning if they were to die. Also, they tend to lie for each othe to keep their noses clean.

Ostracism by such admirable specimens resulted in Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold perpetrating the Columbine massacre of 1999. So, in an odd kind of way, they're partially responsible. But that's neither here nor there. Feminine: preppy.
by KHD June 11, 2003
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Blazin Squad

1. A bunch of chavs who make a lot of noise but are no real threat, hence, a flash in the pan.

2. A boy band who pretends to be hard by giving themselves silly names (Reepa, Rocky B, Kenzie, etc) and thinking they're from the ghetto, when in reality they're a load of suburbian pretty boys with no talent whatsoever. Probably in 10-15 years time all of them will be married to random "normal" women with 2.4 kids and a Ford Focus and a steady job. Talk about life on the streets!
1. Hide your Burberry, here comes a Blazin Squad.

2. Anyone who likes Blazin Squad and wouldn't kick them out of bed is either a) deranged b) desperate or c) both.
by KHD August 31, 2004
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