KHD's definitions

Twoggan

A collective of twunts.

"Watch out Adam, there's a twoggan approaching fast."

by KHD September 4, 2003

yo mama

A silly phrase which is often followed by a completely unfunny jibe. Often used by idiots online who can't think of these things spontaneously.

"Hey! Yo mama so fat/ugly/dumb/whatever that (insert pointless metaphor here)."

by KHD September 4, 2003

sloppy seconds

Giving her one within hours of her ending a relationship. Especially if she was the partner of one of your friends.

"So, Christian. How was it doing Mark's sloppy seconds?

by KHD August 30, 2003

Cottaging

Discreet acts of buggery performed in a toilet cubicle. Often anonymous.

"Ross and Howard were cottaging in the downstairs bogs the other day. I wasn't shocked to find them at it though; I suspected them all along."

by KHD August 30, 2003

misspelt

The correct past participle of "to misspell".

"Feck, that's misspelt."

by KHD August 28, 2003

Y-Shaped Coffin

To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die.

"Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?

by KHD August 28, 2003

rugger bugger

A large, often hairy, man who plays rugby for some local or regional club, is built like a brick house privy, and after the game retires to the pub with the rest of the team to sing rude songs and tell blue jokes.

Them:

"OH! Football is for poofters
And tennis is for queers
Cricket is for batty boys
who take it up the rears
Golfers bite their pillows
And swimmers do the same
But! We are proper men because RUGBY is our game!"

Me:

"You're a rugger bugger, intcha?"

by KHD August 27, 2003