87 definitions by KHD

A silly phrase which is often followed by a completely unfunny jibe. Often used by idiots online who can't think of these things spontaneously.
"Hey! Yo mama so fat/ugly/dumb/whatever that (insert pointless metaphor here)."
by KHD September 04, 2003
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A large, often hairy, man who plays rugby for some local or regional club, is built like a brick house privy, and after the game retires to the pub with the rest of the team to sing rude songs and tell blue jokes.

"OH! Football is for poofters
And tennis is for queers
Cricket is for batty boys
who take it up the rears
Golfers bite their pillows
And swimmers do the same
But! We are proper men because RUGBY is our game!"


"You're a rugger bugger, intcha?"
by KHD August 27, 2003
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Paris's medieval red light district. Literally translates as "Hairy Cunt Road." It has since evolved into the "Rue de Pelecan."
"J'étais en train d'y aller quand un con m'a raconté dans la Rue du Poileau Con. Alors, quand on est con, on est con!"
by KHD May 16, 2004
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Kamahl, Pit Fighter. A Magic the Gathering character with no character whatsoever other than "Ah ha! BASH BASH BASH!" In both incarnations in the cards he was boring and a no-brainer to play. Much like many decks from that period...
Scrub - "Okay, I tap 4GG and cast KAMAHL, FIST OF KROSA! You're gonna die now!"
Me - "Counterspell."
Scrub - "Arse."
by KHD November 08, 2003
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Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"
"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.
by KHD August 27, 2003
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Graphic term for semen, come, spunk, willy milk, whatever you want to call it. Derived from the way in which semen is shot out - in a gloopy strand.
"There was liquid rope all over her! Blech!"
by KHD August 19, 2003
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Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.

Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.

Opposite - manaflood
"ARGH! That's the 14th draw in a row I've not scored land! Manascrew!"
by KHD August 27, 2003
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