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Definitions by KHD

A smallish lump of excrement that sticks to the side of the toilet bowl and refuses to go however hard you flush, all the time festering and kicking up a tremendous stink.
"My God Alex! How many pleppets did you leave behind in there?!"
pleppet by KHD August 17, 2003

cheerleader 

A peculiarly American idea. Often they are white, well-off, wholesome-minded (i.e. they're not a threat to any authority figures, mix with the right people, like the right stuff, and ostracise the right people.) They are found at sports events jumping and flipping and shouting, "GO BADGERS!!!" or whatever team it is.

To what their purpose is I am at a loss.
cheerleader by KHD August 16, 2003
1. A member of a nomadic tribe which inhabited Europe at the time of the fall of the Roman Empire.

2. US vernacular for a faux-punky individual who takes pride in their image ad nauseam and thinks everyone else should have a similar image. Often they have large numbers of friends who look and think just the same and piss on those who are not in their group. They get their clothes from places which sell rubbish at huge prices. Therefore I firmly believe they can be dispensed with, for their image-over-substance led lifestyle is inimical to society.

See also prep.
1. "Ahhhh! The Goths are coming!!! Hide!"

2. "Pfft... Shurrup Bradley yer fuckin' gothic!!"
goth by KHD August 16, 2003
Scrub, an otherwise inferior person in some what way. Most often refers to social standings, i.e. anyone who isn't The Big Jock or similar. Also refers to people who failed to make it onto whatever team/club/board/group, and also, in online gaming circles, refers to somebody who is not inexperienced but not very good at it. Also used in Magic the Gathering, as a derogatory term for a player who is inferior to you.
"Come here, scrub!!!"
scrub by KHD August 12, 2003

The Gulp 

An absolutely colossal tub of Coca Cola or other carbonated soft drink. Also exists the Double Gulp (which is twice the size) and THE BEAST, which is best described as a Party Seven.
"I'll have a 16" pizza with extra pepperoni and a Double Gulp to go."
The Gulp by KHD August 12, 2003
1. Woodland creature battle cry.

2. A pretty girl I once knew. But not in a biblical sense (worse luck!)
1. "EULAAALIAAAAAAA!!!!"

2. "Ahhh... Sweet Eulalia... I didn't give her one though."
Eulalia by KHD August 12, 2003

McSplurry 

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.
"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"
McSplurry by KHD August 9, 2003