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A vagina with teeth. I worry about the sanity of the person who came up with this idea. It is also used to describe a phantasm by which a man is afraid that his lover's sexual organs will irretrievably mutilate his prick.
"For some reason, when he saw the art on the Magic the Gathering card 'Roaring Slagwurm', Alexander was reminded of a Vagina Dentata."
by KHD February 16, 2004
Get the Vagina Dentata mug."The sound of the burrrds and the biiiis, bringin' yuu tuuu your kniiis, is all I wanna duuuuu..." - A Lemar song.
by KHD April 20, 2004
Get the Lemar mug.Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.
And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.
by KHD April 20, 2004
Get the White Lightning mug.An individual who, at some pursuit or similar, is inferior to you in skill terms yet follows you round like a jealous lover. Short for Barnacle.
by KHD January 20, 2004
Get the Barn mug.Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.
"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."
by KHD January 27, 2004
Get the mistressbate mug.To be rather overly obsessive about one's girl friend right up to the point that when she says "Jump", you say, "How High?", for fear that, should you displease her, you will not be getting any that night. Extreme cases of this can lead to some gut-wrenchingly naff behavioural patterns (i.e. kissing the handset when she phones you.)
by KHD February 1, 2004
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