KHD's definitions

Wofem

Male-free spelling of "woman". Apparently designed by Bina Goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by Goldfield's use of "femstruate", "afemdfemt", and "femsion". Now unly used by really nutty feminists.

"I decline to ovarify," the wofem declared, "on the protection afforded to me by the Fifth Afemdfemt."

by KHD October 3, 2003

Fucklog

A diary containing the dates, times, and locations of all your amorous encounters.

"Hey! Get out my fucklog!" said Sylvia to Jeanette, as the latter was reading about Sylvia's cocksucking exploits behind the Dog & Trumpet.

by KHD September 1, 2004

Cuntionary

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

by KHD August 21, 2004