Definitions by KHD

ptitsa 

Ptitsa, sharp, devotchka, baboochka. Nadsat slang for a woman. Ptitsa refers specifically to a female aged 9-25, sharp 15-25, devotchka 25-40, baboochka anything older.

ptitsa by KHD June 7, 2003

azerty 

The first 6 letters on a French keyboard. In anglophone countries, acquisition of an Azerty is quite tough. They are used in order to accommodate the copious accents that the French use.

azerty by KHD June 7, 2003

freedom fries

Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.

Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.

"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."

freedom fries by KHD June 7, 2003