KHD's definitions

urolagnia

The application of urine as a form of sexual activity. Urolagnia is considered pretty taboo, and in the UK, the BBFC refuses point black to pass any film, pornographic or not, involving this scene, not even at "R18" (equiv. of "XXX" rating in US).

BBFC report on the thought-provoking chef d'oeuvre "Liquid Love" -

"When submitted to the BBFC the work had a running time of 239m 35s.

To obtain this category cuts of 121m 0s were required., some or all of these cuts were substitutions. The cuts were Compulsory.
Cuts were required to remove scenes of urolagnia in accordance with the current interpretation of the Obscene Publications Act and to remove sight of abusive and degrading activity (gagging during deep throat fellatio) in accordance with current BBFC classification Guidelines and Policy. R18 sex works may only be sold in a licensed sex shop."

by KHD November 21, 2003

Hawkwind

Acid rock/metal band from 1970s. Their sounds often feature 12-string guitars, synths, and the "audio generator" which creates swooping, warbling noises in the background. Most of their music was created while they were on acid, but it is still classy.

Their greatest songs include, "Silver Machine", "Seven By Seven", "Orgone Accumulator", "Magnu", "Sonic Attack", and "Levitation".

You don't need acid to trip when listening to Hawkwind.

by KHD November 9, 2003

Kamahl

Kamahl, Pit Fighter. A Magic the Gathering character with no character whatsoever other than "Ah ha! BASH BASH BASH!" In both incarnations in the cards he was boring and a no-brainer to play. Much like many decks from that period...

Scrub - "Okay, I tap 4GG and cast KAMAHL, FIST OF KROSA! You're gonna die now!"
Me - "Counterspell."
Scrub - "Arse."

by KHD November 8, 2003

New Labour

Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile.

Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the left of Tony and New Labour. As does Jean-Marie Le Pen, the BNP, Silvio Berlusconi...

by KHD October 25, 2003

posh and becks

Thick and Thin - he's really thick and she's really thin. A greasy celebrity couple who were so vacuous they named their firstborn after where it was conceived. Their younger son, Romeo, well, I lost £20 betting that it'd be called Letchworth.

"Oh bloody hell, it's Posh & Becks again. Let's ignore them and perhaps they'll go away."

by KHD October 18, 2003

Infidel

Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.

"Death to the infidels!"

by KHD October 18, 2003

atari st

Computer system from 1980s and early 1990s. Marketed under the tag, "Power without the price", the Atari ST was an extremely good system - and affordable - for its time, but the damp squib that was the STE (like a standard ST but with a blitter chip which no sod used and and extra £50 on the price), followed by the destined-never-to-arrive Falcon (also from Atari) caused interest to lapse. That, and the fact that there was a bit of a lack of decent software for it - it lost huge swathes of market share to PCs.

If you still have nostalgia for this miseworthy computer system, visit www.atari.st.

"Operating your ST computer is not difficult; however, you should learn to operate it properly..." - ST Owner's Manual

by KHD October 17, 2003