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Definitions by KHD

urolagnia 

The application of urine as a form of sexual activity. Urolagnia is considered pretty taboo, and in the UK, the BBFC refuses point black to pass any film, pornographic or not, involving this scene, not even at "R18" (equiv. of "XXX" rating in US).
BBFC report on the thought-provoking chef d'oeuvre "Liquid Love" -

"When submitted to the BBFC the work had a running time of 239m 35s.

To obtain this category cuts of 121m 0s were required., some or all of these cuts were substitutions. The cuts were Compulsory.
Cuts were required to remove scenes of urolagnia in accordance with the current interpretation of the Obscene Publications Act and to remove sight of abusive and degrading activity (gagging during deep throat fellatio) in accordance with current BBFC classification Guidelines and Policy. R18 sex works may only be sold in a licensed sex shop."
urolagnia by KHD November 21, 2003
Acid rock/metal band from 1970s. Their sounds often feature 12-string guitars, synths, and the "audio generator" which creates swooping, warbling noises in the background. Most of their music was created while they were on acid, but it is still classy.

Their greatest songs include, "Silver Machine", "Seven By Seven", "Orgone Accumulator", "Magnu", "Sonic Attack", and "Levitation".

You don't need acid to trip when listening to Hawkwind.
Hawkwind by KHD November 9, 2003
Kamahl, Pit Fighter. A Magic the Gathering character with no character whatsoever other than "Ah ha! BASH BASH BASH!" In both incarnations in the cards he was boring and a no-brainer to play. Much like many decks from that period...
Scrub - "Okay, I tap 4GG and cast KAMAHL, FIST OF KROSA! You're gonna die now!"
Me - "Counterspell."
Scrub - "Arse."
Kamahl by KHD November 8, 2003

New Labour 

Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile.
Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the left of Tony and New Labour. As does Jean-Marie Le Pen, the BNP, Silvio Berlusconi...
New Labour by KHD October 25, 2003

posh and becks 

Thick and Thin - he's really thick and she's really thin. A greasy celebrity couple who were so vacuous they named their firstborn after where it was conceived. Their younger son, Romeo, well, I lost £20 betting that it'd be called Letchworth.
"Oh bloody hell, it's Posh & Becks again. Let's ignore them and perhaps they'll go away."
posh and becks by KHD October 18, 2003
Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.
"Death to the infidels!"
Infidel by KHD October 18, 2003

F'karrff 

Monosyllabic way of telling somebody to fuck off. Compulsory if you are named Craig Jenners and putting on a bad Irish accent.
"Ahh, f'karrff!"
F'karrff by KHD October 17, 2003