KHD's definitions

sworded

To have a long, sharp object penetrate you to deadly effect. Especially by a pixellated knight on a certain one-armed dragon.

Also see arrowed

"SWORDED!"
"Stupid friggin' knights!"

by KHD September 25, 2003

burger

Minced and reformed beef in a vaguely disc-shaped slab, cooked, and placed inside a bread roll, possibly along with various vegetables and sauces. Usually the meat is sourced from cheap offcuts and has a higher than average fat content. That being said, there is something distinctly refreshing about biting into a great greasy burger once every so often.

The best burgers in existence are thick, juicy, and served on a random floury white bread roll. None of this standardised McDonalds crap!

by KHD September 27, 2003

Wofem

Male-free spelling of "woman". Apparently designed by Bina Goldfield in an attempt to remind men that they make up slightly less than 50% of the human race, yet was discredited by Goldfield's use of "femstruate", "afemdfemt", and "femsion". Now unly used by really nutty feminists.

"I decline to ovarify," the wofem declared, "on the protection afforded to me by the Fifth Afemdfemt."

by KHD October 3, 2003

Beasle

Like gerbillation, but with a larger animal. A golden retriever, perhaps.

"Rumour has it that Alex beasled Jemma the other evening."

by KHD October 3, 2003

Magic: The Gathering

The greatest trading card game ever. It must have been doing something right if it's lasted 11 years and is still in a growth phase.

Oh, and contrary to populare belief, you don't have to spend oodles of money just to win... That's why it's a TRADING card game, and why it's especially amusing to bolt together decks like U/G Madness or KCI and wipe the floor with all those moneycard-toting individuals.

The only major failing with MTG is that it's not potent enough an aphrodisiac. Yet.

by KHD July 22, 2004

Freedom Tower

A spindly half-arsed replacement for the imposing mass of the former WTC. To cut an analogy, the WTC kicked arse and played poker to win. The Freedom Tower will most likely trip over its own feet and break even at pontoon.

"I saw the Freedom Tower today. It was a bit wishy washy."

by KHD August 5, 2004

Cuntionary

Non-gender-specific dictionary.

"Look it up in the cuntionary!"

by KHD August 21, 2004