White Lightning

Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.
And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.
by KHD April 20, 2004
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urolagnia

The application of urine as a form of sexual activity. Urolagnia is considered pretty taboo, and in the UK, the BBFC refuses point black to pass any film, pornographic or not, involving this scene, not even at "R18" (equiv. of "XXX" rating in US).
BBFC report on the thought-provoking chef d'oeuvre "Liquid Love" -

"When submitted to the BBFC the work had a running time of 239m 35s.

To obtain this category cuts of 121m 0s were required., some or all of these cuts were substitutions. The cuts were Compulsory.
Cuts were required to remove scenes of urolagnia in accordance with the current interpretation of the Obscene Publications Act and to remove sight of abusive and degrading activity (gagging during deep throat fellatio) in accordance with current BBFC classification Guidelines and Policy. R18 sex works may only be sold in a licensed sex shop."
by KHD November 22, 2003
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freedom fries

Freedom Fries. Rectangular cuts of potato fried in hot vegetable fat and laden with calories and grease. Formerly French Fries, until a gung-ho warmongering US president, specifically George W. Bush, decreed otherwise in possible the most petty "patriotic" move possible. However, this appears to have the wrong effect - The French find the idea of "les frites de la liberté" extremely amusing. Quite frankly I can't say I blame them.

Ah well, I suppose it sums up the calibre of Bush and all those who support him. Idiots.
"It's been another stellar night for KHD. First I went out to MacDonalds and ate some Freedom Fries (chips), then I met up with my girl friend, gave her a Freedom Kiss (tongue kiss). We were making out quite a lot, and we probably would have ended up in bed if I'd remembered to pack a Freedom Letter (condom). Cos without such an item one risks the Freedom Pox (syphilis). So we just went to bed separately. When we woke up, I made her dome Freedom Toast (tartines) and brought her breakfast in bed."
by KHD June 08, 2003
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Roger the Cabin Boy

1. An apocryphal character in Captain Pugwash, along side Seaman Stains, Master Bates.

2. An obscene and most likely illegal game played in the Navy.
1. "Where's Roger the Cabin Boy? Har har har!"

2. "They were only playing Roger the Cabin Boy in there!"
by KHD September 13, 2003
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goth

1. A member of a nomadic tribe which inhabited Europe at the time of the fall of the Roman Empire.

2. US vernacular for a faux-punky individual who takes pride in their image ad nauseam and thinks everyone else should have a similar image. Often they have large numbers of friends who look and think just the same and piss on those who are not in their group. They get their clothes from places which sell rubbish at huge prices. Therefore I firmly believe they can be dispensed with, for their image-over-substance led lifestyle is inimical to society.

See also prep.
1. "Ahhhh! The Goths are coming!!! Hide!"

2. "Pfft... Shurrup Bradley yer fuckin' gothic!!"
by KHD August 16, 2003
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ptitsa

Ptitsa, sharp, devotchka, baboochka. Nadsat slang for a woman. Ptitsa refers specifically to a female aged 9-25, sharp 15-25, devotchka 25-40, baboochka anything older.
by KHD June 07, 2003
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chelloveck

Nadsat slang. A random middle-aged personage. Also veck.
"So we fillied on this writer chelloveck..."
by KHD June 07, 2003
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