KHD's definitions

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

by KHD July 17, 2003

Rocky

A Frankenstein's monster with a Charles Atlas body and a pair of silver swimming trunks. Created by Frank N. Furter, first "love" was Janet Weiss, and was killed by Riff Raff, Frank's butler. All in one day.

"Ohhh.... Rocky.... how could you??? <sob>" - Frank N. Furter

by KHD July 18, 2003

Two Pump Chump

A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.

"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."

by KHD August 2, 2003

Sambre

Utterly kick-arse French cartoon strip, chronicling the life of Bernard Sambre, and his tempestuous affair with his half sister (Julie Saintange, who has red eyes).

Features: Graphic sex scenes, eye stabbing, bloody murder with a hairpin, incest, more incest, cruelty to animals, drunken one night stands, bodies hidden in the wallspace, bayonnetting, coughing up blood... Great Fun!

"Well... It is pretty fucked up is Sambre."

by KHD August 2, 2003

McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 2, 2003

Franglais

English words that are sued in the French language.

Le sandwich.
Le weekend.
Faire du shopping.
Le best of.
Le flipper.
Les fuckoffs.

by KHD August 2, 2003

ElfQuest

Extremely long running (25 years) comic strip, which started out independently in 1978, was snapped up by Marvel in the 80s, and went downhill from there. Features an extremely similar style of art to the French masterpiece Sambre, except with more colours. One of its best features, however, is that a large proportion of the characters have mullets, and later on, some gain massive great sideburns as well. MISE!

by KHD August 2, 2003