Definitions by KHD
omg
Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."
Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"
Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"
manascrewed
Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.
Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.
Opposite - manaflood
Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.
Opposite - manaflood
manascrewed by KHD August 27, 2003
fagtard
A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.
"Shut up, fagtard!"
swirlie
Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.
Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".
Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".
Self abuse
Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".
Self abuse by KHD August 20, 2003
liquid rope
Graphic term for semen, come, spunk, willy milk, whatever you want to call it. Derived from the way in which semen is shot out - in a gloopy strand.
liquid rope by KHD August 19, 2003
Faliraki
Seaside resort on the island of Rhodes. If you're over 30, teetotal, or not promiscuous, avoid it. Most likely its biggest-growing business is the local VD clinic - I hear it sells "frequent flyer" tickets.