Definitions by KHD

omg

Possibly the most irritating piece of chatroom vernacular in existence. Often used by teenage girls in chatroom who, for some reason, punctuate their sentences with "Like", "Totally", "soooooooo" and "Lolz."

Correct Response - "Speak proper, or STFU, N00B!"

"OMG WTF! u nevaz did dat, like, dats like, fkin gay! if i did dat id be like, wowz!!!!" - Actual AOL chat quote.

omg by KHD August 27, 2003

manascrewed 

Being extremely strapped for mana, that is, not drawing enough lands/other mana sources to cast the majority or entirety of the spells in your hand.

Normally, if you are manascrewed, you will be trashed.

Opposite - manaflood

"ARGH! That's the 14th draw in a row I've not scored land! Manascrew!"

manascrewed by KHD August 27, 2003

fagtard 

A hybrid between a "faggot" and a "retard". Would mean that the person referred to was a homosexual simpleton, however, it is used so widely that it means absolutely sod all.

"Shut up, fagtard!"

fagtard by KHD August 27, 2003

Self abuse 

Used normally in a disgusted tone of voice, it refers to wanking, contrary to Genesis 38.6. Also referred to as "secret vice".

"Self abuse... is... immoral... and will not be tolerated... for it is contrary to scripture."

Self abuse by KHD August 20, 2003

swirlie 

Holding someone's head down the loo bowl and flushing. A "punishment" often meted out by jocks to decent people who never did the jocks any harm but the jocks, being sadistic bastards, do it anyhow.

Also takes place in the UK. There, is is referred to as "The Flush" or an "Initiation Ceremony".

swirlie by KHD August 20, 2003

liquid rope 

Graphic term for semen, come, spunk, willy milk, whatever you want to call it. Derived from the way in which semen is shot out - in a gloopy strand.

"There was liquid rope all over her! Blech!"

liquid rope by KHD August 19, 2003

Faliraki 

Seaside resort on the island of Rhodes. If you're over 30, teetotal, or not promiscuous, avoid it. Most likely its biggest-growing business is the local VD clinic - I hear it sells "frequent flyer" tickets.

"Where you go for your holiday?"
"Faliraki."
"Oh. Catch any VDs?"

Faliraki by KHD August 19, 2003