KHD's definitions

Kamahl

Kamahl, Pit Fighter. A Magic the Gathering character with no character whatsoever other than "Ah ha! BASH BASH BASH!" In both incarnations in the cards he was boring and a no-brainer to play. Much like many decks from that period...

Scrub - "Okay, I tap 4GG and cast KAMAHL, FIST OF KROSA! You're gonna die now!"
Me - "Counterspell."
Scrub - "Arse."

by KHD November 8, 2003

Hawkwind

Acid rock/metal band from 1970s. Their sounds often feature 12-string guitars, synths, and the "audio generator" which creates swooping, warbling noises in the background. Most of their music was created while they were on acid, but it is still classy.

Their greatest songs include, "Silver Machine", "Seven By Seven", "Orgone Accumulator", "Magnu", "Sonic Attack", and "Levitation".

You don't need acid to trip when listening to Hawkwind.

by KHD November 9, 2003

urolagnia

The application of urine as a form of sexual activity. Urolagnia is considered pretty taboo, and in the UK, the BBFC refuses point black to pass any film, pornographic or not, involving this scene, not even at "R18" (equiv. of "XXX" rating in US).

BBFC report on the thought-provoking chef d'oeuvre "Liquid Love" -

"When submitted to the BBFC the work had a running time of 239m 35s.

To obtain this category cuts of 121m 0s were required., some or all of these cuts were substitutions. The cuts were Compulsory.
Cuts were required to remove scenes of urolagnia in accordance with the current interpretation of the Obscene Publications Act and to remove sight of abusive and degrading activity (gagging during deep throat fellatio) in accordance with current BBFC classification Guidelines and Policy. R18 sex works may only be sold in a licensed sex shop."

by KHD November 21, 2003

wimmin

Alternative spelling of "women". Preferred by rabid psycho-feminists because it eliminates the "men" aspect. The singular of this word is "womon".

Also see "wofem".

"Jacqui was struck by a bolt of schadenfreude as she and the other wimmin read their copies of 'The Efemcipated English Handbook' by Bina Goldfield."

by KHD November 22, 2003

McSplurry

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.

"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"

by KHD August 9, 2003

scrub

Scrub, an otherwise inferior person in some what way. Most often refers to social standings, i.e. anyone who isn't The Big Jock or similar. Also refers to people who failed to make it onto whatever team/club/board/group, and also, in online gaming circles, refers to somebody who is not inexperienced but not very good at it. Also used in Magic the Gathering, as a derogatory term for a player who is inferior to you.

"Come here, scrub!!!"

by KHD August 12, 2003

The Gulp

An absolutely colossal tub of Coca Cola or other carbonated soft drink. Also exists the Double Gulp (which is twice the size) and THE BEAST, which is best described as a Party Seven.

"I'll have a 16" pizza with extra pepperoni and a Double Gulp to go."

by KHD August 12, 2003