Small scuttery little Vauxhall car from 1983-93. Was probably quite good at the time, but nowadays most Novas have been modded to the hilt with a colossal sound system, stupid fins, and stupid chavvy drivers. Choice car of townies. Almost always seen in white.
Replaced in 1993 by the Corsa. This is partly because "Nova" is Spanish for "it doesn't go", which is apt to many badly modded Novas.
Replaced in 1993 by the Corsa. This is partly because "Nova" is Spanish for "it doesn't go", which is apt to many badly modded Novas.
Wouldn't it be amusing to have an interesting and ironic Nova Race round the streets of Wycombe? No modifications allowed, booming sound systems compulsory.
by KHD May 16, 2004
Female masturbation. A fringe psycho-feminist term because it eliminates the male-dominant "master" bating.
"Olivia, although she was happily married, often engaged in mistressbation while her husband was away on long business trips."
by KHD January 27, 2004
Graphic term for semen, come, spunk, willy milk, whatever you want to call it. Derived from the way in which semen is shot out - in a gloopy strand.
by KHD August 19, 2003
The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.
by KHD August 29, 2004
A gang bang. Where a string of men engage in one-after-the-other sex with a single woman. I personally not only pity her, but also whoever is number 11 on the team... Talk about Sloppy Seconds!!!
Apparently a buch of Premiership footballers were caught "roasting" some hooker in a pub in Croydon.
by KHD May 17, 2004
An infuriating itch in one's bifkin. The sort which sends your bollocks red from repeated scratching.
by KHD April 27, 2004
Utterly kick-arse French cartoon strip, chronicling the life of Bernard Sambre, and his tempestuous affair with his half sister (Julie Saintange, who has red eyes).
Features: Graphic sex scenes, eye stabbing, bloody murder with a hairpin, incest, more incest, cruelty to animals, drunken one night stands, bodies hidden in the wallspace, bayonnetting, coughing up blood... Great Fun!
Features: Graphic sex scenes, eye stabbing, bloody murder with a hairpin, incest, more incest, cruelty to animals, drunken one night stands, bodies hidden in the wallspace, bayonnetting, coughing up blood... Great Fun!
by KHD August 03, 2003