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McShit

Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.

"Right... hold on people, I need to go for a McShit."

by KHD August 02, 2003

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McSplurry

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.

"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"

by KHD August 09, 2003

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Lambada

Amusing Latin-style party dance:

1. Imagine you have a pencil up your arse.
2. Try to draw a figure 8 on the wall.

"Of course, when it came to dancing the Lambada, Johnny was without equal."

by KHD May 25, 2004

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Lemar

"Urban" singer who, for some reason, stresses his vowels way too much.

"The sound of the burrrds and the biiiis, bringin' yuu tuuu your kniiis, is all I wanna duuuuu..." - A Lemar song.

by KHD April 20, 2004

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les fuckoffs

A British day tripper to Calais.

"Eeeeh! C'est un groupe des fuckoffs!"

by KHD August 04, 2003

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Imperfect Subjunctive

The most miseworthy verb form in any language!!!!

Rarely used, and sometimes looks odd, but distinctive enough to be classy!

English - "Although I were hungry, I would not have eaten the badger."
French - "Quoique j'eusse faim, je n'aurais pas mangé le blaireau."
Italian - "Benché avessi fame, non andrai mangiato il tasso."
Latin - "Quamquam faminam haberem, non meles consumpsissem."

by KHD May 16, 2004

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Infidel

Someone who does not believe what you believe, when you are a religious fundamentalist.

"Death to the infidels!"

by KHD October 18, 2003

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