Hawkwind

Acid rock/metal band from 1970s. Their sounds often feature 12-string guitars, synths, and the "audio generator" which creates swooping, warbling noises in the background. Most of their music was created while they were on acid, but it is still classy.

Their greatest songs include, "Silver Machine", "Seven By Seven", "Orgone Accumulator", "Magnu", "Sonic Attack", and "Levitation".

You don't need acid to trip when listening to Hawkwind.

by KHD November 09, 2003

chelloveck

Nadsat slang. A random middle-aged personage. Also veck.

"So we fillied on this writer chelloveck..."

by KHD June 07, 2003

Roger the Cabin Boy

1. An apocryphal character in Captain Pugwash, along side Seaman Stains, Master Bates.

2. An obscene and most likely illegal game played in the Navy.

1. "Where's Roger the Cabin Boy? Har har har!"

2. "They were only playing Roger the Cabin Boy in there!"

by KHD September 13, 2003

Cunt Pump

The most offensive cocktail in the world. It consists of gin, with a dash of tomato juice, some French mustard, a tiny dribble of water, and rather than a cocktail umbrella, a tampon.

Shayla slapped Kandron when he asked for a Cunt Pump, not realising that he had given up absinthe.

by KHD August 29, 2004

Kamahl

Kamahl, Pit Fighter. A Magic the Gathering character with no character whatsoever other than "Ah ha! BASH BASH BASH!" In both incarnations in the cards he was boring and a no-brainer to play. Much like many decks from that period...

Scrub - "Okay, I tap 4GG and cast KAMAHL, FIST OF KROSA! You're gonna die now!"
Me - "Counterspell."
Scrub - "Arse."

by KHD November 08, 2003

Blazin Squad

1. A bunch of chavs who make a lot of noise but are no real threat, hence, a flash in the pan.

2. A boy band who pretends to be hard by giving themselves silly names (Reepa, Rocky B, Kenzie, etc) and thinking they're from the ghetto, when in reality they're a load of suburbian pretty boys with no talent whatsoever. Probably in 10-15 years time all of them will be married to random "normal" women with 2.4 kids and a Ford Focus and a steady job. Talk about life on the streets!

1. Hide your Burberry, here comes a Blazin Squad.

2. Anyone who likes Blazin Squad and wouldn't kick them out of bed is either a) deranged b) desperate or c) both.

by KHD August 31, 2004

New Labour

Rebranded UK Labour Party, once a bastion of socialism, now a spin-obsessed turdpile.

Politically, Cherie Blair stands a little to the left of Tony and New Labour. As does Jean-Marie Le Pen, the BNP, Silvio Berlusconi...

by KHD October 25, 2003