KHD's definitions

wimmin

Alternative spelling of "women". Preferred by rabid psycho-feminists because it eliminates the "men" aspect. The singular of this word is "womon".

Also see "wofem".

"Jacqui was struck by a bolt of schadenfreude as she and the other wimmin read their copies of 'The Efemcipated English Handbook' by Bina Goldfield."

by KHD November 22, 2003

liquid rope

Graphic term for semen, come, spunk, willy milk, whatever you want to call it. Derived from the way in which semen is shot out - in a gloopy strand.

"There was liquid rope all over her! Blech!"

by KHD August 19, 2003

Rocky

A Frankenstein's monster with a Charles Atlas body and a pair of silver swimming trunks. Created by Frank N. Furter, first "love" was Janet Weiss, and was killed by Riff Raff, Frank's butler. All in one day.

"Ohhh.... Rocky.... how could you??? <sob>" - Frank N. Furter

by KHD July 18, 2003

Mize

Mize, also mise. Magic the Gathering vernacular, referring to any unexpected yet beneficial event. Corruption of "Might as well..."

"Ah ha! I mized a shock!"

by KHD June 7, 2003

Freedom Tower

A spindly half-arsed replacement for the imposing mass of the former WTC. To cut an analogy, the WTC kicked arse and played poker to win. The Freedom Tower will most likely trip over its own feet and break even at pontoon.

"I saw the Freedom Tower today. It was a bit wishy washy."

by KHD August 5, 2004

Elric

Elric of Melniboné, albino prince of ruins, spectacular, tormented. Wielder of the Black Sword, Stormbringer. Eternal Champion. Last ruler of the Bright Empire of Melniboné. Twice betrayed - first by his cousin Yyrkoon, and second by his sentient sword, which killed his only love, the princess Cymoril, in the final fall of Imrryr the Beautiful, the Dreaming City.

Some consider Elric of Melniboné to be the greatest anti-hero in all of science fiction and fantasy.

Although his saga is over, author Michael Moorcock occasionally writes interludes in the tale of Elric from time to time.

by KHD May 17, 2004

The City

Colloquialism for the area of London around Bank tube station. Lots of large international banks and law firms centre round there. So called because the area comprised the actual "City of London" administrative area."

Populated by vile overpaid tossarses for the most part.

Jasmine got a job with Linklaters, a law firm in the City. She quit soon after due to the multitudinous tosspots who worked there, braying rugby-shirted fratboys to a man.

by KHD December 28, 2005