posh and becks

Thick and Thin - he's really thick and she's really thin. A greasy celebrity couple who were so vacuous they named their firstborn after where it was conceived. Their younger son, Romeo, well, I lost £20 betting that it'd be called Letchworth.
"Oh bloody hell, it's Posh & Becks again. Let's ignore them and perhaps they'll go away."
by KHD October 18, 2003
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model

What almost every AOhell user aged 16-21 and female claims they are.
"XxSHeXiixxGuRL87xX: NE1 WANNA CHT 2 18/F/LON MODEL??? :-*"
by KHD June 23, 2005
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cheerleader

A peculiarly American idea. Often they are white, well-off, wholesome-minded (i.e. they're not a threat to any authority figures, mix with the right people, like the right stuff, and ostracise the right people.) They are found at sports events jumping and flipping and shouting, "GO BADGERS!!!" or whatever team it is.

To what their purpose is I am at a loss.
by KHD August 16, 2003
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Imperfect Subjunctive

The most miseworthy verb form in any language!!!!

Rarely used, and sometimes looks odd, but distinctive enough to be classy!
English - "Although I were hungry, I would not have eaten the badger."
French - "Quoique j'eusse faim, je n'aurais pas mangé le blaireau."
Italian - "Benché avessi fame, non andrai mangiato il tasso."
Latin - "Quamquam faminam haberem, non meles consumpsissem."
by KHD May 16, 2004
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McSplurry

The type of diarrhoea one gets after having eaten piles of fast food.
"Argh! A McSplurry attack!"
by KHD August 09, 2003
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Y-Shaped Coffin

To bury in a Y-shaped coffin. British pejorative term for a lady of questionable virtue. Originates from the idea that the subject is such a down-and-out slut that her legs part so much that they'd be stuck like that if she was to die.
"Bloody Hell, Alex, don't you reckon Bernadette would be buried in a Y-shaped coffin?
by KHD August 28, 2003
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kang

An act of masturbation when performed in a group, a circle jerk with commentary.
"Let's all have a communal kang."
by KHD August 04, 2003
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