KHD's definitions

Nova

Small scuttery little Vauxhall car from 1983-93. Was probably quite good at the time, but nowadays most Novas have been modded to the hilt with a colossal sound system, stupid fins, and stupid chavvy drivers. Choice car of townies. Almost always seen in white.

Replaced in 1993 by the Corsa. This is partly because "Nova" is Spanish for "it doesn't go", which is apt to many badly modded Novas.

Wouldn't it be amusing to have an interesting and ironic Nova Race round the streets of Wycombe? No modifications allowed, booming sound systems compulsory.

by KHD May 16, 2004

Communism

A nice idea (Everyone is equal, everything is shared) but one that falls to bits when greedy humans get in the way.

True communism has never been achieved on any significant scale in known history.

by KHD January 10, 2005

Habbo hotel

What started as a highly interesting online chat room experiment which soon became overrun with scammers, "beauty competitions" and people who block narrow passages and only let you through if you pay them. The whole experience is sanitised so much that you cannot be a Michael Moorcock fan from Scunthorpe with a job in the cybernetics industry, you would instead be a Michael Moorbobba fan from Sbobbathorpe with a job in the bobbanetics industry.

Oh, and it's worryingly addictive; I have seen people pay literally hundreds of credits for the more uncommon furni items like the throne, holopod, and samovar.

Still, it's fun to bait the netchavs there who threaten to get their crews and "mafias" on you when there is no option to kick someone in the balls. They are indeed mighty brave in cyberspace.

"Bobba me with a bobba bobba, this site is worrying." - My first ever chat line in HH.

by KHD February 1, 2005

The Gulp

An absolutely colossal tub of Coca Cola or other carbonated soft drink. Also exists the Double Gulp (which is twice the size) and THE BEAST, which is best described as a Party Seven.

"I'll have a 16" pizza with extra pepperoni and a Double Gulp to go."

by KHD August 12, 2003

model

What almost every AOhell user aged 16-21 and female claims they are.

"XxSHeXiixxGuRL87xX: NE1 WANNA CHT 2 18/F/LON MODEL??? :-*"

by KHD July 3, 2005

ElfQuest

Extremely long running (25 years) comic strip, which started out independently in 1978, was snapped up by Marvel in the 80s, and went downhill from there. Features an extremely similar style of art to the French masterpiece Sambre, except with more colours. One of its best features, however, is that a large proportion of the characters have mullets, and later on, some gain massive great sideburns as well. MISE!

by KHD August 2, 2003

posh and becks

Thick and Thin - he's really thick and she's really thin. A greasy celebrity couple who were so vacuous they named their firstborn after where it was conceived. Their younger son, Romeo, well, I lost £20 betting that it'd be called Letchworth.

"Oh bloody hell, it's Posh & Becks again. Let's ignore them and perhaps they'll go away."

by KHD October 18, 2003