Definitions by KHD
kang
"Let's all have a communal kang."
les fuckoffs
les fuckoffs by KHD August 4, 2003
Two Pump Chump
A person incapable of lasting for more than two pelvic thrusts during copulation, i.e. Crunk. Crunk. Sploitch.
"Guy is a two pump chump... the only time he can keep it up for longer than 45 seconds is flogging his dog in the bath."
Two Pump Chump by KHD August 2, 2003
Sambre
Utterly kick-arse French cartoon strip, chronicling the life of Bernard Sambre, and his tempestuous affair with his half sister (Julie Saintange, who has red eyes).
Features: Graphic sex scenes, eye stabbing, bloody murder with a hairpin, incest, more incest, cruelty to animals, drunken one night stands, bodies hidden in the wallspace, bayonnetting, coughing up blood... Great Fun!
Features: Graphic sex scenes, eye stabbing, bloody murder with a hairpin, incest, more incest, cruelty to animals, drunken one night stands, bodies hidden in the wallspace, bayonnetting, coughing up blood... Great Fun!
McShit
Entering a fast food restaurant with the sole intention of using their toilets. If you tell a passing staff member that you'll buy their food afterwards, you have taken a McShit With Lies.
ElfQuest
Extremely long running (25 years) comic strip, which started out independently in 1978, was snapped up by Marvel in the 80s, and went downhill from there. Features an extremely similar style of art to the French masterpiece Sambre, except with more colours. One of its best features, however, is that a large proportion of the characters have mullets, and later on, some gain massive great sideburns as well. MISE!