KHD's definitions

White Lightning

Cheap, clear cider. Tastes like distilled urine. Probably is distilled urine. Carreis the stigma of being an under-18s-down-the-offy drink and of being taken (in huge amounts) by chavs.

And Johnny took a sip of White Lightning and spat it right back out again. "This is shit! And all those wannabe MCs drink that? Blimey, no wonder their rhymes were crap and their eyebrows fell off!" he said.

by KHD April 20, 2004

Franglais

English words that are sued in the French language.

Le sandwich.
Le weekend.
Faire du shopping.
Le best of.
Le flipper.
Les fuckoffs.

by KHD August 2, 2003

qwned

Superlative of pwned, gaming vernacular. What happens when one utterly humiliates one's opponent to an extent not thought physically possible. For example, at Magic the Gathering, trashing somebody on turn 3 or earlier thanks to utter skill and/or a miseworthy opening hand is an example of qwnage.

Note - Sometimes it is pronounced "Quoned", but I prefer to think of it as "Quooned."

"I utterly qwned that scrub over there playing Sligh. Heh."

by KHD September 13, 2003

pwned

Corruption of "owned". Used amongst gamers to describe doling out a savage beating to a fellow gamer - or, "serious pwnage".

Pronunciations range from "poned" and "pooned" to "pwooned" and "pwunned". I favour the latter pair myself.

"Well, no wonder... we were all pwned!"

by KHD January 3, 2007

Jerwoogle

An amusing word. Just shout it at someone at random and they will fall into hysteria.

And like a coiled viper... he strikes...

JERWOOGLE!

by KHD May 27, 2004

thunder thighs

Of a woman, large, broad hips and thighs. One of the most distasteful images possible is a woman of such build in a bikini.

by KHD June 26, 2003

blue veined custard chucker

Extremely vulgar term for one's penis.

"How she wished that she was penetrated by his blue veined custard chucker."

by KHD July 17, 2003