A truly meaningless state of being, specifically, that of someone yet to engage in sexual intercourse with another person. Some people grant it more cachet or stigma than it truly deserves, in all honesty.
That being said, there is something uniquely thrilling about taking someone else's virginity.
That being said, there is something uniquely thrilling about taking someone else's virginity.
"Virginity's nothing to be ashamed of, it's a state of being." - Inara Serra, Firefly, episode 8, "Jaynestown"
by KHD April 28, 2006
Get the Virginitymug. Seaside resort on the island of Rhodes. If you're over 30, teetotal, or not promiscuous, avoid it. Most likely its biggest-growing business is the local VD clinic - I hear it sells "frequent flyer" tickets.
by KHD August 19, 2003
Get the Falirakimug. An infuriating itch in one's bifkin. The sort which sends your bollocks red from repeated scratching.
by KHD April 27, 2004
Get the Grostrummug. Cheap TV show in which the entire country is canvassed by a panel of pop producers in order to find people with potential. These people with potential are then told to come back for a second audition so that Cowell and co. can discern which one is the most easily manipulated. There then follows the premise of a public vote, but we all know it's rigged anyhow.
I feel sorry for the people who win Pop Idol. They get paid craploads to flood the music industry with half-arsed shite and to take it up the arse from Pete Waterman.
I feel sorry for the people who win Pop Idol. They get paid craploads to flood the music industry with half-arsed shite and to take it up the arse from Pete Waterman.
The life cycle of a Pop Idol Winner:
August - Wins programme, lots of jubilation, gets fat record deal.
September - Releases first single. It gets to Number 1 and then bombs the next week.
October - The Sun newspaper publishes a revelation about this winner being gay/having an affair with a model/engaging in sordid group sex practices/whatever. Public don't really give a shit.
November - Having had their interest sparked by the previous month's press frenzy, their second single rockets.
December - They get to Xmas number 1.
January - Their next single bombs and we (thankfully) don't hear of them again.
May - Pop Idol starts up again.
August - Wins programme, lots of jubilation, gets fat record deal.
September - Releases first single. It gets to Number 1 and then bombs the next week.
October - The Sun newspaper publishes a revelation about this winner being gay/having an affair with a model/engaging in sordid group sex practices/whatever. Public don't really give a shit.
November - Having had their interest sparked by the previous month's press frenzy, their second single rockets.
December - They get to Xmas number 1.
January - Their next single bombs and we (thankfully) don't hear of them again.
May - Pop Idol starts up again.
by KHD June 22, 2004
Get the Pop Idolmug. Corruption of "owned". Used amongst gamers to describe doling out a savage beating to a fellow gamer - or, "serious pwnage".
Pronunciations range from "poned" and "pooned" to "pwooned" and "pwunned". I favour the latter pair myself.
Pronunciations range from "poned" and "pooned" to "pwooned" and "pwunned". I favour the latter pair myself.
by KHD January 03, 2007
Get the pwnedmug. by KHD May 27, 2004
Get the Jerwooglemug. An absolutely colossal tub of Coca Cola or other carbonated soft drink. Also exists the Double Gulp (which is twice the size) and THE BEAST, which is best described as a Party Seven.
by KHD August 12, 2003
Get the The Gulpmug.