KD5PBO's definitions

windows user

One who uses Windows as the result of a conscious decision. Usually fairly apt at doing what they want to do, but no more.

See that illogical kid over there? He's a windows user.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

help forum

Forum in which one posts when help is needed. They come in two varieties, useful and windoze. Below is an example of a windoze help forum.

Topic: i neeeeeed help!!!!!!!!!!
Topic Starter: Windoze user
i neeeeeedd heelp!!! i use windoze xp i think it might be 2000 id dosnt matter b/c my skreen just broke and i cant see anything i am typing this on another comupter i need help because if my mom findz out she will kill me how do i fix it the screen is borken...

... and so on.

Keep in mind that there are useful help forums out there too.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

cuddlewhore

One who will go to great lengths to cuddle; is not seeking anything sexual; is not very particular about the one with whom he or she cuddles. Often most active in cold weather.

Guy One: Did you see Pat and Lisa cuddling the other night.
Guy Two: Yeah, and Pat and Steve the night before.
Guy One: What a cuddlewhore.

by KD5PBO July 21, 2008

dashboard

A new feature released in Mac OSX 10.4 which allows users to use a number of widgets. Activated by hitting F-12 or FN+F-12, it is often envied by users of Microsoft Windoze.

I just put the latest widget on my dashboard.

The weather in angola? Let me check my dashboard.

by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

Dancing with the devil's wife

Doing something dangerous. Often used as a warning.

Guy A: I'm going to flirt with that girl.
Guy B: You know she's going out with the captain of the football team, right?
Guy A: Yup.
Guy B: You're dancing with the devil's wife.

by KD5PBO July 22, 2008

widgetwhore

A Mac user (OSX 10.4+) who fills up the dashboard with widgets, of which many, or at least some, are unnecessary or ridiculous. Most common among new Mac users, particularly recently converted windoze users. Commonly, but not always, characterized by cuteness or bouncyness.

Girl One: What time is it?
Girl Two: Let me hit F-12.
Girl One: What is the weather in Rome?
Girl Two: I'll check my dashboard.
Girl One: Who was the seventh president of Malawi?
Girl Two: I have a widget for that.
Girl One: What a widgetwhore.

by KD5PBO July 16, 2008