schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 02, 2009

Chocolate Milk

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Hirohito

When an asian man wakes up a large white woman by ejaculating on her face. Thus recreating Japanese General Hirohito's statement after Pearl Harbor, "I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant".

Dude, Ken pulled a Hirohito and the chick punched him in the taint.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Seattle Sandwich

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.

I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"

I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006