Dago Red

Any cheap red wine.

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.

by K-noodle October 02, 2009

POF

Accronym for Piss On Face. Usually used as a verb.

If shes givin you shit...just POF her.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Arabian Homerun

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.

Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Cuntfu

When a bitch has it out to ruin your life such as ratting you out to your girlfriend or giving you a bad rap.

That bitch keeps pullin out the Cuntfu.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 02, 2009

Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007