Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.
by K-Noodle November 28, 2007
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Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.
If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.
by K-Noodle November 28, 2007
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Chumbly Wumbly

Fake British saying to describe anything that seems odd. Said in a deep British accent.
by K-Noodle September 28, 2009
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Polar Bear

A large, hairy, scary white guy. Usually someone who would appear to be a child molester.
Stay away from that Polar Bear. You might get raped.
by K-Noodle October 29, 2006
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Bulimic Chicken Chaser

While wearing all black spandex pants, cut off shirt, and a sombrero, a person slowly walks up to someone and proceeds to try to make them self vomit by putting their finger down their throat.

Works best if the offender maintains silence and an expressionless face.

Once completed, the offender slowly walks to the next victim without acknowledging what they just did.
Aaron totally just pulled the Bulimic Chicken Chaser on those girls over there. It was balltacular.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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Snake

To fuck a chick when shes on her side with her legs together looking like a snake. Also known as mermaid.
by K-Noodle October 30, 2006
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Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.
LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.
by K-Noodle November 11, 2009
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