Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"

I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Mulch

Pubic Hair.

I'm thinking of shaving my Mulch but I like it hairy.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Helloobies

Combination of "Hella" and "Boobies". Used to describe a girl with huge tits.

Man I just wanna suck on those Helloobies.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Beckham

Shaving your pubes to the length of David Beckham's stubble.

I'm gonna Beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in....and turn off the A/C and fan.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Hellicious

Combination of Hella and Delicious. Meaning something is really delicious.

That sandwich was hellicious.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Dago Red

Any cheap red wine.

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.

by K-noodle October 02, 2009