K-noodle's definitions

Spaghetti Goo Ball

The substance that comes out of woman's pussy after cumming inside her during her period.

LaRonda's spaghetti goo ball was almost as bad as I thought it'd be.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Leonidas

Replicating the famous scene from 300, during sex, the man ejaculates onto the womans chest and the kicks her out of bed yelling "This is Sparta!"

This can also be executed by kicking the girl in the face while she is giving head from her knees while the man is standing.

The Leonidas I gave her told her who was boss.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Snake

To fuck a chick when shes on her side with her legs together looking like a snake. Also known as mermaid.

I snaked her last night.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Hellicious

Combination of Hella and Delicious. Meaning something is really delicious.

That sandwich was hellicious.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009