K-noodle's definitions

Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Chumbly Wumbly

Fake British saying to describe anything that seems odd. Said in a deep British accent.

Hand me that chumbly wumbly bag.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

LaRonda

Any black girl....really...any at all.

Look at LaRonda next to the soda machine.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Leonidas

Replicating the famous scene from 300, during sex, the man ejaculates onto the womans chest and the kicks her out of bed yelling "This is Sparta!"

This can also be executed by kicking the girl in the face while she is giving head from her knees while the man is standing.

The Leonidas I gave her told her who was boss.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007