K-noodle's definitions

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Fudgesicle

To shit into a condom and freeze it and then use it as a dildo.

She was having fun with my fudgesicle until it melted.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

LaRonda

Any black girl....really...any at all.

Look at LaRonda next to the soda machine.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Cuntfu

When a bitch has it out to ruin your life such as ratting you out to your girlfriend or giving you a bad rap.

That bitch keeps pullin out the Cuntfu.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Going to the Bank

After sex, the man defecates into the woman's anus through a clear glass tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank.

Dude, I heard Matt and Annie were "going to the bank" last night. I wish I had seen that.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007