K-noodle's definitions

POF

Accronym for Piss On Face. Usually used as a verb.

If shes givin you shit...just POF her.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Gillette

A man ejaculates on to the woman's pubic hair and uses the semen as shaving cream to shave them.

I was surprised how well the Gillette worked on her crazy bush.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Arabian Homerun

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.

Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"

I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Dago Red

Any cheap red wine.

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007