Seattle Sandwich

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.

I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Chocolate Milk

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Hirohito

When an asian man wakes up a large white woman by ejaculating on her face. Thus recreating Japanese General Hirohito's statement after Pearl Harbor, "I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant".

Dude, Ken pulled a Hirohito and the chick punched him in the taint.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Shyeti

A large white girl whose ghoulish appearance is reminiscent of a yeti.

Formed from She + Yeti = Shyeti

Shyeti is coming! Hide!

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Licorice Hole

A black woman's vagina

I can't believe i saw her licorice hole.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009