K-noodle's definitions

Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

POF

Accronym for Piss On Face. Usually used as a verb.

If shes givin you shit...just POF her.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Arabian Homerun

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.

Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Gillette

A man ejaculates on to the woman's pubic hair and uses the semen as shaving cream to shave them.

I was surprised how well the Gillette worked on her crazy bush.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Dago Red

Any cheap red wine.

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"

I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006