Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

by K-Noodle November 28, 2007

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Going to the Bank

After sex, the man defecates into the woman's anus through a clear glass tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank.

Dude, I heard Matt and Annie were "going to the bank" last night. I wish I had seen that.

by K-Noodle November 28, 2007

Fifty-Twelve

Code word when a douche bag guy is dancing with a hot chick and you must seperate them for the good of the human species.

Look at that guy....Lets Fifty-Twelve him.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Sour Cat

Before eating out a girl, the man places a Warhead candy in her vagina making it very sour.

The only way I could eat her out was to pull a Sour Cat.

by K-Noodle November 28, 2007

Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 11, 2009

Release the Hounds

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

by K-Noodle November 28, 2007