Definitions by K-noodle

Leonidas 

Replicating the famous scene from 300, during sex, the man ejaculates onto the womans chest and the kicks her out of bed yelling "This is Sparta!"

This can also be executed by kicking the girl in the face while she is giving head from her knees while the man is standing.

The Leonidas I gave her told her who was boss.

Leonidas by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Bosnian Hand Shake 

A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.

I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can't get rid of the smell.

Bosnian Hand Shake by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Release the Hounds 

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

Release the Hounds by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Fudgesicle 

To shit into a condom and freeze it and then use it as a dildo.

She was having fun with my fudgesicle until it melted.

Fudgesicle by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Louisville Lipstick 

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

Louisville Lipstick by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Louisville Lipstick 

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

Louisville Lipstick by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Gillette 

A man ejaculates on to the woman's pubic hair and uses the semen as shaving cream to shave them.

I was surprised how well the Gillette worked on her crazy bush.

Gillette by K-Noodle December 28, 2007