48 definitions by K-noodle

Release the Hounds

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

by K-noodle November 28, 2007

Sour Cat

Before eating out a girl, the man places a Warhead candy in her vagina making it very sour.

The only way I could eat her out was to pull a Sour Cat.

by K-noodle November 28, 2007

Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-noodle November 11, 2009

Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

by K-noodle November 28, 2007

Going to the Bank

After sex, the man defecates into the woman's anus through a clear glass tube thus imitating the vacuum tubes at a bank.

Dude, I heard Matt and Annie were "going to the bank" last night. I wish I had seen that.

by K-noodle November 28, 2007

Snake

To fuck a chick when shes on her side with her legs together looking like a snake. Also known as mermaid.

I snaked her last night.

by K-noodle October 30, 2006

Chumbly Wumbly

Fake British saying to describe anything that seems odd. Said in a deep British accent.

Hand me that chumbly wumbly bag.

by K-noodle September 28, 2009