K-noodle's definitions

Gaglio's Razor

Philosophical statement based on Occam's Razor.

"I like boobies (major premise)
Girls have boobies (minor premise)
I like girls with boobies (conclusion)"

I wanna go dance based on Gaglio's Razor.

by K-Noodle October 30, 2006

Shyeti

A large white girl whose ghoulish appearance is reminiscent of a yeti.

Formed from She + Yeti = Shyeti

Shyeti is coming! Hide!

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Spaghetti Goo Ball

The substance that comes out of woman's pussy after cumming inside her during her period.

LaRonda's spaghetti goo ball was almost as bad as I thought it'd be.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

LaRonda

Any black girl....really...any at all.

Look at LaRonda next to the soda machine.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009