K-noodle's definitions

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Napa Valley PBJ

During sex, the man ejaculates in one hand and defecates in the other and then slaps the woman in the face with both hands. Thus, she becomes a peanut butter and jelly sandwich of feces and semen.

I gave her a Napa Valley PBJ and told her to get the fuck out.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

schwasty

really drunk

Dude check on Mike, he's pretty schwasty.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Chocolate Milk

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Bosnian Hand Shake

A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.

I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can't get rid of the smell.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Release the Hounds

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007