K-noodle's definitions

Bosnian Hand Shake

A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.

I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can't get rid of the smell.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Seattle Sandwich

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.

I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Hirohito

When an asian man wakes up a large white woman by ejaculating on her face. Thus recreating Japanese General Hirohito's statement after Pearl Harbor, "I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant".

Dude, Ken pulled a Hirohito and the chick punched him in the taint.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Chocolate Milk

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Release the Hounds

To ejaculate and shit at the same time.

She said it was cool if I release the hounds on her.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007