48 definitions by K-noodle

POF

Accronym for Piss On Face. Usually used as a verb.

If shes givin you shit...just POF her.

by K-noodle October 29, 2006

Seattle Sandwich

When a man pees on a slice of bread and shits on another slice of bread and puts them together. He then force feeds it to a woman.

Microwaving is also acceptable but may delay the gratification.

I made a Seattle Sandwich for my wife last night, but she didnt like it.... I should've warmed it up, huh?

by K-noodle November 11, 2009

Licorice Hole

A black woman's vagina

I can't believe i saw her licorice hole.

by K-noodle September 28, 2009

Bosnian Hand Shake

A girl shits in her hand and uses it as lube to give a hand job.

I was so drunk I let her give me a Bosnian Hand Shake and now I can't get rid of the smell.

by K-noodle November 28, 2007

Arabian Homerun

When you put your balls on someones eyes while theyre passed out and then continuously slap them like hitting a homerun in baseball.

Man when he passed out we all gave him an Arabian Homerun.

by K-noodle October 30, 2006

Smokin' Mulch

When a woman lights a man's pubes on fire while giving a blowjob.

The fire alarm was worth it when we found out Harriet was Smokin' Mulch.

by K-noodle November 11, 2009