Dick Monster

A large tree which bears fruit only in the winter.

Lets go climb the dick monster now that the leaves have fallen.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Chumbly Wumbly

Fake British saying to describe anything that seems odd. Said in a deep British accent.

Hand me that chumbly wumbly bag.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Black Buzzard

A type of bird that hides within a black vagina. It only appears during Summer Solstice at 11 am. Once it appears it unleashes a hellish lightning storm upon its vaginal home. Legend has it that the Black Buzzard can only be stopped by inserting a gerbil into the butthole of the haunted woman. Since the Black Buzzard does not appear until the woman's 19th birthday, preemption is the only way to cure it. So girls, if you are of African descent, start putting gerbils in your butt....like now.

LaRonda's Black Buzzard just scorched my sheets.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Helloobies

Combination of "Hella" and "Boobies". Used to describe a girl with huge tits.

Man I just wanna suck on those Helloobies.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006

Fifty-Twelve

Code word when a douche bag guy is dancing with a hot chick and you must seperate them for the good of the human species.

Look at that guy....Lets Fifty-Twelve him.

by K-Noodle October 29, 2006