48 definitions by K-noodle

Shyeti

A large white girl whose ghoulish appearance is reminiscent of a yeti.

Formed from She + Yeti = Shyeti

Shyeti is coming! Hide!

by K-noodle November 11, 2009

Dirty Landscaper

When a woman puts her legs behind her head and a man jumps and tries to land with his penis in the vagina.

Matt was a good man but he missed the Dirty Landscaper.

by K-noodle November 11, 2009

Fooled by an Asian

When you're checking out a girl from behind only to have her turn around and have an ugly Asian face.

Damn, I just got Fooled by an Asian.

by K-noodle November 29, 2007

Peanut Butter Detergent

When you shit in someones washer right before they run it but without them knowing it.

Totally gave that guys load some peanut butter detergent.

by K-noodle November 11, 2009

Dago Red

Any cheap red wine.

Drinking that Dago Red makes me feel more italian.

by K-noodle October 2, 2009

Polar Bear

A large, hairy, scary white guy. Usually someone who would appear to be a child molester.

Stay away from that Polar Bear. You might get raped.

by K-noodle October 29, 2006

Beckham

Shaving your pubes to the length of David Beckham's stubble.

I'm gonna Beckham later so make sure you knock before coming in....and turn off the A/C and fan.

by K-noodle November 11, 2009