K-noodle's definitions

Jiggly Bits

Slang for genitalia.

Whatever you do don't look at my jiggly bits.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

LaRonda

Any black girl....really...any at all.

Look at LaRonda next to the soda machine.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Louisville Lipstick

A man has sex with a woman on her period. He then proceeds to rub the blood on his dick onto her lips replicating lipstick.

If I've gonna fuck her on her period, then I'm gonna give her some Louisville Lipstick.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007

Nap Slime

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and then proceeds to put her in the sleeper hold until she is unconscious with cum dripping out of her mouth. He may then pee on her if he wishes or ready a Seattle Sandwich for when she comes to.

It was her Nap Slime last night and she didn't even know it.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Hirohito

When an asian man wakes up a large white woman by ejaculating on her face. Thus recreating Japanese General Hirohito's statement after Pearl Harbor, "I fear all we have done is awaken a sleeping giant".

Dude, Ken pulled a Hirohito and the chick punched him in the taint.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009

Chocolate Milk

When white people hang out with black people.

Let's have some Chocolate Milk later, I miss LaRonda.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009

Fudgesicle

To shit into a condom and freeze it and then use it as a dildo.

She was having fun with my fudgesicle until it melted.

by K-Noodle December 28, 2007