Justin's definitions

California Forest Fire

When you are having sex with a woman, light her pubic hair on fire, then proceed to put out the fire with your ejaculatory fluids.

I gave Bo's mom a california forest fire.

by justin December 9, 2003

Film School

describing something that is gay or festive

Your scarf is very film school.

by Justin May 13, 2005

Pumpin gas

Choaking the chicken, beating the meat, jacking off.

Every time i look at joes mom

by Justin January 10, 2004

knag

knag is gank in reverse. In essance it means to force somthing on sombody.

I got tired of carrying garbage around, so i knaged it to him.

by Justin October 24, 2004

Fob

A digital device which is usually found on one's keychain to unlock their vehicle from a distance.

Also used to sound an alarm, or open the cargo compartment for a vehicle.

Particularly useful for the compulsive shopper.

If I didn't have my fob with me, I'd have to put down my groceries to unlock the car.

by Justin May 1, 2002

quadrapulate

To increase in number or size by four times.

My bank account just quadrapulated.

by justin July 7, 2003

crateball

The most badass game ever. Involves 2 milk crates separated at a distance of about a youth soccer field, with a ball such as one used in kickball in the middle of the field. The crates have a hula hoop or some other circular object surrounding them. If anyone from either team is inside that hoop for more than one or two seconds, then they are served with a penalty. This rule basically just prevents people from sitting on the crate or otherwise being a douchebag. The object of the game is to get the ball in the other crate. The game starts with the two teams running towards the ball in the center from their crates, and gameplay continues from there. Gameplay never stops until the end of the game (normally when everyone decides to quit, but you can set a scoring limit). Since the field is divided in half, each team has half the field. If you have the ball, and you go into the other team's half, then if they tag you you have to freeze and throw the ball to someone else. If you are tagged on your side of the field, then nothing happens, and if you are tagged when you dont have the ball on the other side of the field, then nothing happens. Your team scores a point if you manage to get the ball inside the enemy team's crate. The ball can be dribbled, kicked, throw, ran with, etc. There are no rules as to how you can tag a person, either. Tackling is acceptable, as is a feminine slap on the back. There have been many good wrestling matches in the middle of a crateball game.

Generally, teams of about 4-10 work best.

"dude, crateball after class?"
"hell yeah, lemme get the stuff outta my trunk"

by Justin April 11, 2005