Definitions by Justclowntingz

Herpegonosyphilaids 

The place-holder name for the unknown STI you got first semester of college, derived from a portmanteau of herpes, gonorrhea, syphilis, and AIDS.

My herpegonosyphilaids is really acting up but the free clinic doesn’t open until Friday

Herpegonosyphilaids by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Schrödinger’s baby 

When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later

Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant

Schrödinger’s baby by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Eskimo step-siblings 

When you and a buddy wank off to the same person. Derived from Eskimo siblings.

Brian and I are Eskimo step-siblings through Michael from HR

Eskimo step-siblings by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Onision 

A child groomer

Onision is a child groomer

Onision by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Videophone 

When two influencers collaborate on each-other’s accounts and the guest influencer completely outshines the main.

“Videophone” is such a cheap attempt to replicate “Telephone” and Gaga completely out-performed Beyoncé on her own song.

Videophone by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Useful idiot 

A term specific to Washington D.C. for “voters”

Boomers are such useful idiots

Useful idiot by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

Judge Judy 

A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.

1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot

Judge Judy by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020