A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.
1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
When someone or an organization does something or creates a situation that is ridiculously stupid and frustrating in multiple ways, usually intentionally. Similar to a clusterfuck
The school has sent me the sixth revised financial aid package and they still made another error. This is a calliope of clownish cuntfuckery
by Justclowntingz August 10, 2019
When you have condomless sex without any other contraceptives and you are in a simultaneous state of parenthood and near-miss until a few weeks later
Michael and I had a Schrödinger’s baby but it’s been seven weeks and morning sickness hasn’t started yet so I guess I’m not pregnant
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.
After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise
by Justclowntingz January 02, 2023
Degeneration of “things,” but is generally used to describe a mood, situation, or event. Popularized by the Nicki Minaj song “Barbie Tingz” off of the album Queen
by Justclowntingz April 16, 2020
1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.
2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account
2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.
2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020