21 definitions by Justclowntingz
I was expecting Jimmy’s grandpa to be as pretentious as the rest of his family, but turns out he’s a Bloomer!
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
A term for a verbal degradation kink; When one is sexually aroused by being verbally abused by their partner. It may also be applied to specific role-play situations.
1. I’m such a Judge Judy, I love talking shit in bed.
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot
2. Michael Judge Judy’d me last night and it was kind of hot
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
The anal swab you do at the clinic, like a pap smear, but instead involves inserting a sterile cotton swab into your lower fun zone.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020
The process of accidentally leaking splooge from one’s anus after receiving gay anal intercourse, particularly after a larger encounter.
After a long night of fornicating with the boys, I fell asleep before using the bathroom and had a spontaneous gay abortion in my sleep and woke up to a nasty surprise
by Justclowntingz January 2, 2023
Degeneration of “things,” but is generally used to describe a mood, situation, or event. Popularized by the Nicki Minaj song “Barbie Tingz” off of the album Queen
by Justclowntingz April 16, 2020
1. Someone who has a large number of sexual partners but is sensitive about the topic.
2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
2. Someone who is prolific on dating apps but flakes after they jack off.
1. Lashonda is such a hoeflake, I had to drive her to the clinic and lend her $15 dollars for a test because her parents look at her bank account
2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.
2. Michael is such a hoeflake. We’ve been talking since last summer but he has yet to actually stick it in.
by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020